sad but rad

man *proposing to woman*: you are so amazing And i want to spend the rest of my life with you man *after married to woman*: darn it ! Now i am trapped. game fricking over. She done tricked me

I literally have never understood this.

guys be like “makeup is why you take a bitch swimming on the first date!!!” but sweetie I got that urban decay setting spray ayeeee

Hourglass mineral veil primer makes any makeup you put on top of it waterproof 💁

WHAT!?!?!? No one told me these things. I been sweating and reapplying make-up in the summers and you folks knew this shit the whole time… THE WHOLE GOTDAMN TIME!?!?

I love this website so much.

things that still freak me out: those sinks americans have in their kitchens that you can destroy stuff with

wait… y’all don’t have garbage disposals? 

No, we just have a garbage can, nice and friendly, not trying to eat my fucking hand