So It Goes

Pitch Perfect QUEEN, John Tucker Must Die SLAYER and overall GODDESS is playing a raging homo in Netflix’s “The Hunting Wives”!!!!! Full on homo!!!!

Every queer person / wlw needs to go watch this ASAP so Netflix knows we like this content!!!! I don’t think Netflix is investing much in this limited series (not much promo, released on a Monday, not on home page today) so we gotta do what we can lesbians.

The story is wack but women are smooching what more can we ask for!!!!

Check out Leah Lewis on Matlock!

Unfortunately our erotic Cruz/Aaliyah beach fic doesn’t exist (that I know of) - but we do have a ton of other quality ones!

On Ao3 there are a ton of “fix-it” fics, my faves being we’d still worship this love (even if it’s a false god) by hedalisa or Let’s Not Get Caught / Let’s Keep Goin’ by I_Like_Turkey.

There are also a bunch of bodyguard fics that is so good for this pairing, I’m just waiting to see which ones have the legs to finish the AUs.

Where 👏 is 👏 the 👏 “erotic” 👏 sand 👏 Cruz/Aaliyah 👏 fan 👏 fic 👏 that 👏 Aaliyah 👏 always 👏 dreamt 👏 of. 👏

MY EVIDENCE YOUR HONOR:

1) Earlier in the episode, Aaliyah mentioned to Zara/Cruz that her father was a “very serious” man. “You’ve met my mother? She’s the loud one.” The man Cruz encounters in the kitchen is friendly and charismatic.

2) The Lioness team never got visuals on Amrohi, they only went off of what Cruz told them. Where did she get confirmation??

3) ESPECIALLY because while Cruz asks for an extra bottle of water for “your daughter”, he never actually calls Aaliyah his daughter.

She could’ve just assumed!! He’s just a man! Even Ehsan’s final words were just “Marine!” Nothing about “get away from her” or anything.

But I think its biggest miss is not awarding Nico Parker’s show-defining portrayal of Sarah.

If the viewer doesn’t believe in the relationship between Sarah and Joel, it can’t work. Nothing will land, you won’t believe Joel’s future choices. And Nico absolutely nailed it.

Like I don’t think we realize how good we got it this season. So much romance, angst, communication, real-life stakes and emotions. Like I’ve never been obsessed with them but now I kinda low key am.

Thank goodness it’s already been renewed!