Tranquilo

no it wouldnt

victorian children microdose on being harmed by machinery in the factories so they basically built up an immunity to most machines

“Gary, I realize it’s your first day, but we do have a dress code.”

I literally can’t tell who is talking to who, and I don’t want to change that for a second.

Stop memorizing my attack patterns. That's fucked up. Who let you do that.

Mother fucker. You know what? I'm entering my second phase. Have fun with the choir arrangement of my theme ass hole.

weird how no one ever comments on the absence of smells unprompted. the nose just isn't a topic of conversation unless it's urgent huh

i wish cleaning the dishes was more fun. specially the bottles

often horror will ask the question “what if there was a strange man outside your door?” and my answer is Well i would not like that very much. real life is like this, too