I Dont Understand My Humour Either

birds at 5 am: hmm.... u kno what i haven't done in a few hours.... scream

What a year this week has been.

It’s Monday.

It sure as hell is.

*checking my mood ring* it says im a fuckign dumbass

i just went on r/incels to see if it was really that bad and it was actually pretty informative. i found out that women are all powerful beings and we control society by exploiting men for their money and their jobs, are NOT required to pay bills, and that we all make 50k a month on patreon. like shit why did no one tell me. i didnt even know i had a patreon

listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it

after watching the shrek movie i politely bowed to the screen and left without a fuss.

liar.

Ok i did the shrek walk. this site sucks anyway

I think a big part of the reason I love cryptids is that they’re literally the only subgenre of conspiracy theories where you can be reasonably assured it isn’t secretly about hating Jews. Like, when people talk about aliens or lizard people or sinister banking cabals, at least 80% of the time when you look up the foundational literature it’s a bunch of Antisemitic rot and “lizard people” is just a codephrase for “Jews”, but there are very few neo-Fascist whackjobs out there claiming that Bigfoot is Jewish.

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

they beat Jesus with that

@milloboi

3 of them