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So this post is the single reason I took my meds today. Reblogging out of duty.

wondering about the audition process to cast emile the goat. did they get the goat with the biggest wettest eyes. did they get the goat who could bleat the sweetest and saddest. the goat who could stand the cutest. the goat who could look into the gun the most innocently. did the goats called back have to do a chemistry test with gwendoline christie. many such questions. anyway that little goat has such a promising career ahead. what a performance.

she object on my programming till i am oriented

every girl needs a cinnamon coffee and a little muffin so she can do her programming. it's literally the law

man just when i think “maybe it’s not that funny” i remember that we’ve all silently agreed that Matteo JWHJ0715 is just. a normal name. yeah he’s the director what about it. his mother was italian and his father was a license plate

The two most culturally important things from the past few years are Friday by Rebecca Black because we learned we like hating things more than we like liking them and Cookie Clicker cause we figured out the only reason people play video games is to watch the numbers go up and since then we’ve just been applying those lessons to new and better incarnations of those two things.

I’ve thought about this post every few weeks for the better part of a decade. continues to have aged terrifyingly well

I think I should be allowed to glitch and flicker when I'm having trauma flashbacks so I don't have to communicate it verbally

Every time I hear a story about someone's life getting ruined because a stranger filmed them in public I get a little angrier

Item: tiny suitcase full of tiny tiny crystals

this is what a gnome brings to work