Starlord.Who?

Monsters, inc.

Me: Well, did you answer it then?

So I guess its fair to say that the key to 6S is 4243. 

Stock memes.

It has been 4 days and my phone still hasn't come back.

Bob:I love meat! Bill:K Bob. Bob:Oh yes! Thats my favourite!

Me: Dont touch the radio while its on. Friend: Why? Me: Radioactive bruh.

Ellen is so kind and helpful, that you could almost call her Ellen The Generous.

In college, we had 5 long semesters and 1 short semester. We finished 5 sems but forgot all about the 6th one. Guess we had a short term memory loss.

Where do mathematicians watch movies.. At the θ

Knights.

So, my friend ate an entire memory card today.. In just one byte.

I mean, what kind of idiot called them songs and not Fantastic beats and where to find them

My friends are quite good at writing stuff. It's almost as if they are prose.

I have so many profiles on various social media, that i just can't seem to keep account of them.