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And holy shit??? This has got to be the most enthralling piece of literature I’ve read in like ten years.

The restoration scrolls were brilliant. Genius. I’m so mad at myself for not thinking of it first in regards to my sorcerer juice-box boy Zephyr

I’m working on a post-canon fic between him and Astarion that’s post-God!Gale Tav/bloodweave (I call this particular ship Platinum Bloodweave because Zephyr is a Draconic sorcerer who worships Bahamut)

It’s like 12 pages right now but once I feel like it’s finished, what are the chances you’d want to read it so you can see what your absolute genius inspired?

Enchanted, thanks for your time!

Screaming, crying, throwing up rn 😭 Bless you and your entire lineage for this absolutely incredible message 💜

It's so wild to me to hear that I've inspired anyone and it makes me so happy to know that something I made helped others create their own wonderful, fun things, too. I will genuinely spend the rest of the day smiling because of you, so thank you for that!

I'm not much of a fic reader overall, but I'd gladly take a look! You're welcome to hop into the Birds of a Feather discord (linked on the chapter end notes) and share things there, too! It's a pretty small community but we're all friendly and (in my biased opinion) pretty damn cool 🥰💜

Side note!

For the most part, he doesn't make accusations or insults people, he just repeats back the appalling shit they're telling him. And they get fucking furious. The example that went viral was him fielding a call from a kindergarten teacher who wanted to report one of her student's parents.

This absolutely disgusting piece of shit thought that the parents were "illegals" who were "taking up resources" because they weren't born in the US. The child was a US citizen because he was born here, but she wanted the "ICE" agent to "look into it."

So this dude just starts repeating stuff back like "so you want me to load the parents of the 5-year-old child you teach into a van and deport them, right?" and this bitch has the gall to say "you make it sound terrible 😅" in a self-conscious way. And then when he finally makes a more direct insult by nonchalantly saying that the 5-year-old "must be a major threat to national security," she demands to speak to his supervisor (which he agrees to and then makes no effort to change his voice for lmao).