Stars, hide your fires

i forgot Most people are not always in the state of cowering in the corner like a scared dog. y’all just be doing stuff

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt

feeling guilty over not working on your fic is so silly if you think about like why are you stressing over the hobby you do in your free time for fun lol wip not whip

reaching the point of hyperfixation where I can no longer engage with it due to the nausea that I experience at the mere thought of seeing it on my screen is the closest I’ve ever been to being diagnosed with female hysteria

“oh is this your favorite character from that show?” get that fucker away from me. I’m gonna be sick

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

sand tiger sharks

on it, boss lady

god i love making animatics in my head i wish drawing was real

I'm following blogs that haven't posted in like eight years but I don't care I shall never unfollow them because I am a true and loyal knight #loyalknight

a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs

@aromanticofficial

reblog if you too would rather drive your car into a ditch than date someone

adhd is like I think it’s gonna take me fifteen minutes to fill up my water bottle

if you are on mobile good news! you can just move your phone around and it is like you are driving maisy car around the real world!