Stars, hide your fires

everytime i see this it makes me want to buy from them exclusively

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

this morning i got a spam call that just played clown waiting music for a few seconds and then hung up on me. which really pissed me off a lot

looking for a job and hoping for a callback only to get clownrolled is insane

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

If your enemies to lovers doesn't have at least one scene where they'd still die for each other while insisting they hate each other, i don't want it

there is a secret even lower circle of hell that Dante forgot to describe and it is for health insurance companies