final girl

hi guys i’m moving to a new blog so if you get a follow from someone with a pinhead icon it’s me please add me back :’)

hi guys i’m moving to a new blog so if you get a follow from someone with a pinhead icon it’s me please add me back :’)

Ruby getting Groovy off the Doobie

yes sir, your daughter’s lobotomy was a success. she will never utter a coherent sentence ever again in her life. i also performed a complimentary nose job that i’m sure you’ll appreciate 

Kennedy Family Voicemail

shut up

I made a what the fandom thinks of you generator

My therapist is so sweet. They sent me a link to a trauma-informed midwife (I'm not pregnant, I just prefer to get gynecological stuff done by a midwife) and was like, "Heads up, the website is a little off-putting, but they're highly recommended," and I was like, "Oh, how bad can it be?" and the banner says "PREGGERS CAN BE CHOOSERS".

funny games is kind of cottagecore cinema if you think about it