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꒰୨ ୧꒱ Genuinely the best advice I can give for shifting as someone who has shifted 100+ times is to stick with your gut and stay consistent. That's literally it. Do what you wanna do, don't let anyone dictate YOUR shifting experience, and just have fun with it. Don't stress yourself out, shifting is inevitable, it found you for a reason. You WILL shift no matter what. ⋆｡𖦹°‧

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𝜗ৎ 01. They always position themselves in convenient places to keep you safe: on the outside of the sidewalk, the seat facing the aisle, etc. It might seem like trivial or silly to anyone else, but for them it is a sacred ritual that puts them at ease.

𝜗ৎ 02. If someone ever spoke badly about you, no matter how ‘minor’ it may have been, you best believe that they will remember that person’s face as if they were the most wanted criminal—not because they are going to do something (tho if the situation calls for it...), but because they want to make sure that person doesn't bother you again.

𝜗ৎ 03. There's no need for them to be exaggerated, aggressive, or even very expressive to protect you: if someone repeatedly interrupts you, gets too close, or talks over you, your partner will notice the pattern before you complain and solve the situation without much issue.

𝜗ৎ 04. They will never have a problem with taking you home, no matter the time, weather, or any other circumstance—they don't even make it feel like a favor, they do it because they really want to.

𝜗ৎ 05. They love letting people know that you're taken in subtle ways—a hand on your back when walking, a kiss on the cheek from time to time, a hand on your leg when sitting. And if someone is looking at you? They won't take their hand off your shoulder for BLOCKS.

𝜗ৎ 06. They are territorial about your safety, not your autonomy—they don’t care who you’re friends with, they care about who makes you uncomfortable, unsafe, or small. That’s where the line is drawn.

𝜗ৎ 07. They de-escalate for you, even if it costs their pride; they’ll walk away from unnecessary conflict if it keeps you calm and safe.

𝜗ৎ 01. HUMAN BAT Your ability to do things with your eyes completely closed is amazing—and I'm not talking about something that's routine for you; your physical memory skills enable you to complete any task blindfolded if required.

𝜗ৎ 02. PROFESSIONAL GAMER You fully grasp and master the mechanics, controls and gameplay of any video game in record time, allowing you to do speed runs on your first try if you wish.

𝜗ৎ 03. SCANNER From clothes to bills, you can perfectly identify a copy/fake from something original—what many would overlook is too evident to you; all your senses are sharpened to spot mistakes.

𝜗ৎ 04. UNDEFEATED WINNER Whenever you play rock-paper-scissors, you always end up winning—subtle clues like the other player's body language and breathing give you a clear advantage in predicting their moves with a 100% success rate; atp you're not losing your streak, like ever.

𝜗ৎ 05. BIRTH REGISTRY I don't know if it's because of their appearance or what, but just by looking at a person once, you can guess their birthday to the exact date—you have a gift with odds/probability that really needs to be studied.

𝜗ৎ 06. SECRET RECIPE Even if you don't know the ingredients, the exact step-by-step process or use the same brands, you can easily replicate ANY popular/commercial food and drink at home (e,g oreos, doritos, mcdonalds, etc), and it will end up tasting just like the store-bought version.

𝜗ৎ 07. WEB ARCHIVE 'Need something too specific to find on Google or are you just bored? I gotcha.' You are a repository of web pages, from useless ones to old gems—for some reason, you remember the domain names of thousands of websites for literally anything.

𝜗ৎ 08. THE BEST DEALER I don't know how you do it, but your social and manipulative skills make it easier for you to buy things at a lower price—you know how to negotiate any price perfectly, and you always get the better deal.

𝜗ৎ 01. Their psyche is at your mercy so bad that their reaction speed is superhuman when it comes to you—just by talking to them, their eyes find you instantly.

𝜗ৎ 02. It is physically impossible for them to ignore you; if they could add one more day to the week just to worship you, believe me, they would.

𝜗ৎ 03. Without a doubt, they would devote their infinite existence to you; not because they don't value their own, but on the contrary, because you are the most fundamental and precious part of it.

𝜗ৎ 04. Lack of time/commitment? What's that? They would beg the universe for eternity just to see you for a second.

𝜗ৎ 05. The word “shame” never crosses their mind when their friends are around: why hide that they love you? If it were up to them, they would shout it out loud.

𝜗ৎ 06. They have the habit of staring and apologize if it seems to bother you, but they inevitably do it again, helpless before you magnetic pull.

𝜗ৎ 07. Sometimes they pretend not to notice when you call their name, just so you'll say it again with your beautiful voice.

𝜗ৎ 08. Their ultimate life goal since meeting you has been to love you—almost as if their entire existence revolves around adoring yours.

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