hmu if you can summon a ghost

I think about this every day

I am personally not attracted to Adam Sandler but I would defend women attracted to him with my life. They are the most vulnerable members of our society.

plants be like *makes a sugar* *makes a sugar* *fucks* *makes a sugar* *makes a metabolite* *makes a secondary metabolite* *moves a sugar* *seals off a wound* *makes a sugar* *tilts a leaf 0.2 degrees towards sun* *moves water* *makes a sugar* *moves a sugar* *breaks down a sugar* *harvests an ion* *cells divide* *closes stomata* *breaks down a sugar* *makes a metabolite* *fucks again* *makes a su

I've never met a cis person

Actually, statistically speaking you've actually met a couple cis people who you thought were just normal!

ain’t nothing wrong with a contextless homoerotic vintage photo

I wish I could terrorize ancient people with things that are commonplace today

releasing a roomba into the greek forums

TIL that God created rich people for everyone else to rob them, and that this is the best way to get into heaven.

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

boys born after 1810 don’t know how to cook. all they know is Romantic poetry, consumption, dueling, massive sleeves and lie

you know what’s wild is that all these crazy standards we hold ourselves to are things that we don’t even value in another person? like i’ve never been like “wow I love that this friend of mine is too proud to ask for help and never complains about their feelings” or “my favorite quality about this friend is that they get straight A’s and never get overwhelmed and has never told me about a problem” or “i love that this friend has never been wrong about anything or slipped up and said something embarrassing once in their life” and yet here we are, pushing ourselves past our limits for and beating ourselves up over slipups of things that our friends probably wouldn’t even rank in the top 50 reasons they like us

Honestly if he tried any of that mess with me I’d straight-up cold clock Willy Wonka’s weird a$$