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go ahead & cry, LITTLE GIRL, 　　　　NOBODY DOES IT LIKE YOU DO

“ we’re gonna see a thousands ghosts tonight. ”

“ maybe there was something else going on with him. ”

“ i feel like maybe he ate some moldy bread or something. ”

“ that’s what happened to those people in france. ”

“ you gotta be fond of wind. ”

“ you gotta love squeaky shoes. ”

“ down to the vaults we go. ”

“ it’s definitely something. ”

“ we have different ideas of things that are definitely something. ”

“ not even a little bit of concern on his face. ”

“ you’re an idiot. ”

“ i did get spiderwebs in my hair. ”

“ you look ridiculous with that cobweb in your hair. ”

“ you just tasted history. ”

“ i can’t see the top of my head. ”

“ no one can see the top of your head except god. ”

“ the fancy boy stairs. ”

“ we’re fancy boys. ”

“ a couple of american schmucks. ”

“ we’re both dipshits. ” 

“ i’m one of the stupidest people to ever walk the earth and i made it up your staircase. ”

“ and he’s even dumber than me. ”

“ yes, i’m dumber than him. ”

“ you son of a bitch. ”

“ it’s a weird one. ”

“ i’m jim on the office and i believe in ghosts. ”

“ that’s a — that’s what heads are. ”

“ we call ourselves hole butts. ”

“ all hail the obelisk. ”

“ this sounds like a nightmare. ”

“ a hundred years before now two royal jackasses sat in this spot, and uh carelessly talked about history. ”

“ you look like you have the biggest i have ever seen. ”

“ this is like a thimble on an apple. ”

“ who chopped a nun’s head off? ”

“ it’s just never a good sign when you give yourself a nickname. ”

“ they really knew how to make spooky doors back then. ”

“ so you’ve resorted to orbs now? ”

“ enjoy that juicy orb. ”

“ i’m gonna enjoy this juicy orb. ”

“ you’ve got orbs in your brain! ”

“ if you’re in here matthew you can go fuck yourself. ”

“ you’ll be happy to know that the boys are gone. ”

“ colchester castle has been conquered by the ghouligans. ”

“ that’s us. we’re the ghouligans. ”

“ i’m into that. ”

“ you’re off the team. ”

a collection of tv, movie and book quotes to kick you in the heart.

‘ i’m sorry for not telling you everything, but i needed this in order to get better. ’

‘ you can’t be sleeping already. it’s only seven. ’

‘ it was a mistake. ’

‘ not even a little visit? ’

‘ please smile. ’

‘ i’ll stop crying in a minute. ’

‘ you wanna hurt me? go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. i’m an easy target. ’

‘ i’m leaving you behind, too. i don’t feel very good about that. ’

‘ look, i don’t wanna hassle you, okay? i love you and i’ll see you soon. ’

‘ it sort of makes me happy to be sad. ’

‘ we’re safe, aren’t we? ’

‘ i don’t give a fuck what they say about me. ’

‘ you’re afraid that i might find the happiness you never had. ’

‘ i need to ask you a question. where do you think are right now? ’

‘ wanna be able to sleep, not worry about what’s gonna happen or who’s coming in. if i can get that, i’d be in heaven. or close to it. ’

‘ that supposed to scare me? ’

‘ well, this is your home now. you’re going to like it here. you’ll see. ’

‘ you’d like that, wouldn’t you? you’d like me just to get out. ’

‘ no, you hate the whole world. ’

‘ you’ve been – you’ve been manipulating me. ’

‘ little things. you let little things get to you. ’

‘ no, no, sweetheart. i believe you. with all my heart i believe you. ’