Devour Me

girls with no car are the most specialest and everyone appreciates picking them up and transporting them from place to place in their car (affirmations for girls with no car)

I miss lurking on racist tradwife twitter accounts. Man im so far from trad and i can cook and bake better than 98% of those hoes

What is trad about posting on twitter madame. Delete your accounts and forage. Your trad husband is a best buy employee who is addicted to hentai. Go offline and hunt game illegally.

Its me qtip don’t listen to them boy put me in your ear

why stop at mutuals. we should be lovers

@leonbastardbruh LITERALLY WENT FROM YOU THIRST FOLLOWING TO MUTUALS TO LOVERS LMAOO

Nd you went from almost blocking me to now being in the sad mood because you arnt with me so like ;P

i almost blocked you because you're nice and exactly the type of person i dreamed of being with and now i'm depressed because you're exactly the type of person i dreamed being with and you live 4,000 miles away from me

;-; babe. 197 days. Then we can cuddle again. I miss you.

can I be part of this please

i've never dropped a phone in my life all these screen abrasions are from clawing at the images and articles that displease me

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Unionize with ur fellow pedestrians. They can’t run us all over

Your "package" "came" in the "male" You say?

how do y’all make such a mess in a public bathroom I don’t understand. I would kill myself immediately if I left a mess in a bathroom and someone else had to see it. do people not respect the cleaners