Boiiiiiiiii

Maybe in hell they show a slideshow of your deleted selfies in a loop.

why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you

I’m only slightly crying.

I’m completely crying.

my 16 yearr old son is watching over my shoulder and we’re both crying

I use this in my cheder classes at synagogue when we’re learning about Gemilut Chasidim, acts of loving kindness. It’s really important to start the message off with the point that no religion corners the market on that concept. This is an amazing and life affirming commercial of all things. Brilliant.

This is beautiful and something we can all learn from

*covers mouth and nose in selfie* ah yes now i’m beautiful 

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time

In the name of booty gains 😂😂😂

me after one glass of wine: everything i say and do is iconic