💀fiInalky Dungeon💀

It's as [void] [empty] [unreal] [nonexistant] [null] as [you] [me] [anyone] [anything] [nothing]

ECCENTRIC PRISONERS BE ON THE LOOK OUT IN THE BURROW

The "wait I have an idea" tag worries me bro

"We paid 1000 pornstars!!!"

Imagine the look on the janitor

i must dethrone others to keep my place as the lord of flop posts

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@fiinalky who's this mf

WHAT IN THE SWEET AND SOUR FUCK IS HOMESTUCK

You can ask my trusted homestuck expert @fiinalky

Homestuck is a little webcomic where 4 kids play a game and 12 other bucket-hating alien kids troll them, I recommend it if you're autistic and have access to the internet #homestuck #waitnottheracist"alien" #hugebitchbluhbluh

Could I possible recruit Soup to roam my eternal dungeon? He'd fit right in, there's other mice and rats and stuff

They’re actually a possum, and they like open spaces im not sure if they’d be super happy with that.

Oh my apologies, do let me know if they consider it though

They wanna know what kinda hours? Like. If you need a shopkeep for adventurers I think they’d be up for it. Little alcove with a big soup pot and magic scroll shelf?

Oh absolutely, they can be the respected little shopkeep for the people that get locked up or lost down here. And tell them hours are flexible, honestly they can come and leave whenever they want to.

they said theyre up for it. theyll come over tomorrow around noon to survey the place. you dont need to be there just leave like... a small window or possum sized hole open.

Alright, awesome I'll make sure they can get in, hope they like the place, it might be spooky at first I do admit

They’re wondering if they can decorate?

Of course, they can do whatever they want with their space, though refrain from decorating TOO much outside of that

Could I possible recruit Soup to roam my eternal dungeon? He'd fit right in, there's other mice and rats and stuff

They’re actually a possum, and they like open spaces im not sure if they’d be super happy with that.

Oh my apologies, do let me know if they consider it though

They wanna know what kinda hours? Like. If you need a shopkeep for adventurers I think they’d be up for it. Little alcove with a big soup pot and magic scroll shelf?

Oh absolutely, they can be the respected little shopkeep for the people that get locked up or lost down here. And tell them hours are flexible, honestly they can come and leave whenever they want to.

they said theyre up for it. theyll come over tomorrow around noon to survey the place. you dont need to be there just leave like... a small window or possum sized hole open.

Alright, awesome I'll make sure they can get in, hope they like the place, it might be spooky at first I do admit

Could I possible recruit Soup to roam my eternal dungeon? He'd fit right in, there's other mice and rats and stuff

They’re actually a possum, and they like open spaces im not sure if they’d be super happy with that.

Oh my apologies, do let me know if they consider it though

They wanna know what kinda hours? Like. If you need a shopkeep for adventurers I think they’d be up for it. Little alcove with a big soup pot and magic scroll shelf?

Oh absolutely, they can be the respected little shopkeep for the people that get locked up or lost down here. And tell them hours are flexible, honestly they can come and leave whenever they want to.

Shall I take the vile creature who asked this question to my dungeon? They should know no freedom after asking a question like that. They know what they were doing

Can you take us to your dungeon instead? 👉👈

*aggressive coughing* if you have the gif tab on your mobile keyboard or just search using the Tumblr GIF function that'll work too *aggressive coughing*

Could I possible recruit Soup to roam my eternal dungeon? He'd fit right in, there's other mice and rats and stuff

They’re actually a possum, and they like open spaces im not sure if they’d be super happy with that.

Oh my apologies, do let me know if they consider it though

Shall I take the vile creature who asked this question to my dungeon? They should know no freedom after asking a question like that. They know what they were doing

Can you take us to your dungeon instead? 👉👈