Gender is fake language is fake frogs are real

I was offered a random day off due to an over staffing mistake and took it. I decided to have fun with the pets. I got all ready for work like I normally would and they did their usual job of trying to persuade me not to go and I made a dramatic show of letting them win. They’ve been on a happiness high for the past three hours.

hahaha cool i should share that post on google+

cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. sugar  2. honey  3. flour  4. egg  5. 1/2lb butter  6. stir  7. pour into pan  8. preheat to 375°

Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one

Mood to the max!

Tubular af

groovy, i hate it

under communism it will be our chemical romance

they beat homophobes with that

idr if percy ever talked about snape in the books, but snape is absolutely percy’s favorite teacher and no one - including snape himself - can understand why

bi women are allowed to talk about their attraction to men without adding qualifiers.

if you see a bisexual woman being excited about her male crush/partner and feel tempted to say anything that isn’t positive leave her alone.