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your salad is looking a little balanced there dude - your thoughtful selection of ingredients ensures no one flavour overpowers. fortunately i have some balsamic syrup right here,

Visceral is EASILY top ten words that feel good as fuck to place precisely into your essay one glorious time

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

bleeding

every shitty book now is called something like a court of shit and fuck or something equally stupid. books used to be called frindle and we liked it. we liked it

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when people are like “it would have been better if Bella and Edward had both dated other people before and just liked each other a normal amount to start out with and weren’t so dramatic and codependent” I think you might just want to be reading a different book. a different genre even

it's crazy that madame tussauds has been around since the 1800s. they barely had celebrities back then. "ooh its a wax sculpture of voltaire" bitch how would you know

there's something to be said about carlisle's 20 years with the volturi. something homosexual i think

does anyone know if it’s happening to everybody