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So today this kid yelled Nani the fuck?!? in the middle of a test and I felt compelled to share this to the world.

An 4th grader asked for a high five by saying, “A little slappy to make daddy happy?”

Wait i take that back, I cant believe i forgot about the time i brought in a small stuffed octopus as a class mascot because why tf not. It was a class of high schoolers and i didnt imagine theyd actually care much, but one student snuck in a snack and gave it to the octopus as a tribute. Which led to other students doing the same thing, until every day there was a pile of of offerings to Fweej the Overseer, mostly consisting of things like string cheeses and small bags of chips, but sometimes there wouldd be a couple bucks in quarters, one kid brought in some giant pocky i think, and at one point there was a cold stone gift card. This stuffed octopus gained a cult following.

Can you do a tutorial/ref to the different type of snake heads? I've noticed that Python heads seem to have one shape, but other species will have other shapes, and I was wondering if you could do a handy guide to the different sort of snake faces.

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Mix butter and water together at the gym

The kids, on filming IT: We all became best friends and it was the most amazing summer of our lives and we never wanted it to end

TFW you just want to have fun and mingle but you get banished to the Pennywise tent for being Pennywise.