we’re more ghosts than people

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly

becoming too OC pilled will ruin your fandom experience forever. i have invented The Character who is perfectly tailored to my own tastes and not beholden to any writers or showrunners. and i can even make more of them if i want. but watch out.

It is an hundred years hence now. Go open your doors.

why does uber give me notifications like “hey… do you wanna take an uber rn?” As if I’m ever just chilling like yeah a $40 car ride would go crazy right now

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

"they should be in a healthy relationship with good communication" they should be obsessive freaks who stalk each other and have zero boundaries

Statistically speaking I have more or less never seen a movie in my life

Flubber?

I've never seen flubber.

Asshole

You can lie when you name things