And I'd marry you, Harry

James: [to Louis about Harry] And your impression was..cool, cool guy? I like this guy? This guy’s a cool cat?

Harry: [looking at Louis]

Louis: We didn’t know much about each other. [Addressing Harry] But yeah, you seem to be about.

Harry: [Facial expression equivalent to “Understatement of the Century”]

Louis: [voice getting higher] But yeah.

Liam: [watching Harry]

Harry: [scrunches nose]

Niall: [knows]

I NEVER do this, but this is just… Where’s the belly button piercing?

She couldn’t have got it post pregnancy because belly button piercings take from 6 months to a year to heal.

You can’t take it off before it’s healed, and trust me, the one in the picture is 100% healed. Even if she got it the day after birth (why??? And more importantly HOW??? Your belly button is sore and stretched and your stomach is swollen with your organs all over the place for weeks), anyway, even if she got it the day after birth, it’d still be two months too early for the soonest possible time for it to be healed.

Title: 210 Days Author: cherrystreet (previously anonhere) Pairing: Harry/Louis Where: ao3 Word Count: 16k Rating: Explicit Status: Complete Summary: Harry is in the army and Louis is back in New York. Together, they get through Harry’s six month leave by sending a series of letters back and forth. They’ve done it once before, and they can do it again. (Based on this prompt by @hesaurora)

Hey Amy,

You answered an anon ask about the song “5378,” where you said “(if only we had the exact points LOL).” Well, we DO actually have the exact points. We as a fandom were just so caught up in trying to find distances between two points that we didn’t pay attention.

I Googled “as the crow flies calculator” and the first hit I got was to this site. I know other people will get other results depending on where they are, but I put this out there just to say I used the very first hit.

And, well…

Holmes Chapel to Doncaster is 55 miles.

Doncaster to Los Angeles is 5323 miles.

Add them together and you get 5378 miles. 

If that’s a coincidence, it’s one fucking hell of a coincidence. (Poor Larry, always falling into coincidences.)

Boy grows up in Holmes Chapel, meets another boy from Doncaster, builds a home, a life, and a large part of a career in Los Angeles. I think it's possibly a song of their history together, not necessarily one of being apart.

(I reblogged your post and added this, but I figured a submission might be seen more.)

So yeah. Mystery solved. Now if only someone could explain the goddamn nut tree.

gettingaphdinlarry submitted:

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I’m all about the awkward exchange. 

“tense handover”

“awkward meeting