Love you, soulmatey!

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

Why aren’t drivers messy/bitchy anymore? Alex Albon. Where can I find a driver who regularly jokes about his own dick and other drivers’ dicks? Alex Albon. Are there any drivers somewhat less beholden to toxic masculinity? Alex Albon. Do any drivers seem to treat their girlfriends well and not like objects? Alex Albon. Where can I find someone with a story that makes you want to root for them in a sport where it’s hard to find that? Alex Albon. Why don’t drivers stoke the rpf flames as a bit? Alex Albon. Who is someone fun to watch drive because of ups and downs and ballsy overtakes and contact without bad faith? Alex Albon. Is there anyone who isn’t scared of a teammate battle and gives teammates advice over the radio? Alex Albon. Does anyone even do good gifts on secret Santa anymore? Alex Albon. Which drivers give deeply entertaining radios? Alex Albon. Does anyone even care about the nutritional benefits of breastmilk and repeatedly talk about it? Alex Albon

listen to me. listen to me, alex albon is p8 in the wdc. he was p13 two years ago, p16 last year. he’s p-fucking-8 in the championship this year. & i know the romance of the podium is tremendous, i know williams got 2 this year and it wasn’t him but — he couldn’t be beaten. 0 podiums, 0 points in a gp baku onwards, flop streak a mile wide & he still couldn’t be beaten because he had such a goated first half that it cemented him as the best midfielder in a season where the midfield was as close as it’s been. listen to me, alex is more than half the points in securing williams - williams! - p5 in the constructors. everyone wanted to know how alex albon would stack up against his first proven teammate since max verstappen. this is how.

ALEX ALBON IS THE FIRST NON-TOP TEAM DRIVER TO FINISH IN TOP 10