blog to keep the fieri arg off my main

can i have a few dollars

shut the hell up

Good news! With tumblr +, you can actively request money from your followers! Demand it in fact!

This image unfortunately cuts off the funniest part of this twitter post because their defense is a Medium article by an NFT broker

[id: A screenshot of a tweet (in a thread) from the official Annoying Orange account: “To those that might be angry that I’m doing an NFT because of environmental impacts,”]

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Don’t we all love Phileri? Your Tumblcryptid is beautiful, @anonymouscrane

cinematic parallels: tumblr somehow becoming one of the most bearable social media platforms in 2020/2021, and that speed skater who made it to the olympics because everyone else fell over

the notes on this post are what keep me going

why’s there still so many horny people on here??? don’t you have twitter??? sorry to burst your bubble but here we only talk about being trapped in abandoned grain silos

okay so… .. . tumblrs response to 2021 is to turn their logo into a character for a calendar of obscure holidays

tumblr staff just intrigues me. remember when they designed a guy fieri banner that linked to his wiki or whatever for his birthday? and now they have a whole themed world sleep day promo. someone sat in an office somewhere and said, "you know what our userbase wants? to celebrate guy fieri's birthday. you know what we should encourage our users to do? log off and go to sleep." i am fascinated by these decisions. i would love to be a fly on the wall in a staff meeting, just once. who are these people and how do their minds work.

Wasn’t the guy fieri banner also linked to this really weird fuckin ARG?

yes.

Isn’t burying yourself in tumblr so comforting like we’re all going through it together, people on the outside of this app will never understand

tumblr staff just intrigues me. remember when they designed a guy fieri banner that linked to his wiki or whatever for his birthday? and now they have a whole themed world sleep day promo. someone sat in an office somewhere and said, "you know what our userbase wants? to celebrate guy fieri's birthday. you know what we should encourage our users to do? log off and go to sleep." i am fascinated by these decisions. i would love to be a fly on the wall in a staff meeting, just once. who are these people and how do their minds work.

sometimes i see posts like this and i wonder if i know too much. if i have too much power. i simply sit and watch. i sit and eye the confusion and i know we have seen things no mortal has. who are these people? ask not for whom the bell tolls.

hey check this out. www.tumblr.com

dont click that link guys theres fucking posts in it

i love tumblr. what other social media site would run a campaign urging people to get the fuck off of their platform right the hell now