Fundamental modes of social interaction on Tumblr:
Piecing together people’s tragic backstories from strings of cryptic utterances
Reminiscing about stuff that happened last week like it was about a thousand years ago
Unprompted autobiographical monologues that make absolutely no sense to anyone who’s not you because everybody else is missing 90% of the required context
Responding to emotionally moving pronouncements with inarticulate noises
Casting spells


















