as if a verse

.....i miss volo....i need to see volo....im going to make it everyone's problem if i dont see volo...

"araragi deserved all of that" someone says anonymously, and everyone in the crowd boos. "they're right," says a voice from all the way across the room. it's koyomi araragi

Hey, pervert question: sex Today

you can add shorts or panties to a nude mechanical creature to make it clear you are a senseless pervert

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

The zombie and ghost of the same body are having a weird moment one can only describe as sexual

just remembered that i genuinely googled “world’s largest diamond” and “famous cursed gems” yesterday. just my #evilwizardlifestyle

Recession Indicator

…..maybe

got really fucking high the other day and convinced myself that there was a new villain in the city and had a full on fight with a rat. not like a superpowered rat just regular

:(

god im sorry.

i loved you in ratatouille

you do have to be a wings pervert. actually.

a MAN has fallen in love with a MAN in LEGO CITY. BUILD the WEDDING ZONE