as if a verse

.....i miss volo....i need to see volo....im going to make it everyone's problem if i dont see volo...

sometimes i have strong opinions but they're also so inane that halfway through writing a post i'll be like "yeah, this is Absolutely not worth the energy it's taking" and delete everything. but then the opinion is still in my head. and i still want to share it. so within five minutes i go "you know, i bet i can phrase it more succinctly this time" and anyway. you all see where this is going. sometimes i do this four times in a row before i give up on the specific inane opinion and instead write a vague post about the concept of opinions as if that'll satisfy the urge to post the entirety of my inner monologue online. may or may not be relevant to what you're reading right now. and now all our lives have been enriched. you're welcome

People act like there's an explicit line between friendship and romance like This is how Platonic Friends act and if two people act like That they are a Romantic Couple. Buddy I have crossed the line so far that it's actually surprising to me and it's still friendship

"being aromantic means you never cross The Line" well maybe I'm so aromantic that no matter how far I cross the so called line I will never enter the romance territory. Get on my level.

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

DOUBLE UPDATE: i have a dictionary, an amateur skill level, and a lot of love in my heart, & i Can't be stopped. I tried to translate the lyrics in a public comment!

ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can actually use it for banana bread

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once

trying to get a panty shot but she’s wearing a million petticoats and i’m just suffocating in them and my funeral sucks

accidentally let slip "you will be buried in my pyramid when I die" to a coworker last week btw

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