Sofie Lémieux

Now it's canon. Long and sharp ass teeth on demons. Hold me now because I'm stepping in.

lucifer still lets you chill in his office and listen to classical records with him while he does paperwork. he still makes smug ass comments that will end up with you cursing him out and him laughing about it. he still makes sure that you’re keeping up with everything well enough, that it’s not overwhelming you. he still confides in you about his fears and worries about himself and his brothers. he still looks out for you and checks in your make sure you’re doing alright in RAD.

mammon is still your dumbass best friend who takes you out the casino because he swears you’re the luckiest person he’s ever met. he still whines and complains about stupid shit to you like getting scammed or getting in trouble for another one of his schemes. he still holes up for movie nights in your room every night there’s no work to be done the next day. he still holds pride in the fact that he was the first demon to see how amazing you are and make a pact about it. (don’t bring up how that pact came to be for your own sake. he still sulks like a madman!!)

leviathan still watches shows and plays games with you. he still farms on your accounts for you so you can pull for that one character you really like. he still stays holed up in his room with you counting the clock to midnight, preparing for the next merch drop with plans to clear out the whole shop. he still trusts you with his insecurities and vulnerabilities, enough to be sincere and genuine in his excitement when talking to you. he still opens up to you because you will always be his Henry no matter what.

satan still takes you to cat cafes and holds a two person book club with you. he still helps you study when you need it and even when you don’t. he still barges into your room to bitch about his latest annoyance. he still trusts you with the parts of himself that he still isn’t sure is really him or maybe a remnant of his brother left inside him by mistake. still makes sure not to let anyone disrespect you in class, because if they do they only have three seconds to run.

asmodeus still drags you to his self care nights. slathers a face mask on you and shares the latest gossip and drama. still buys you pretty things that he thought would look nice on you, or reminded him of you. he still makes sure no one’s talking behind your back, makes sure that you’re doing okay. he’s still comfortable enough to vegetate with you, and let down all pretenses and masks; you are always going to be someone he is comfortable baring himself to. he’ll still freak out with you over stupid shit you’re excited about and he’ll still make sure you’re always good with yourself, kind to yourself.

beelzebub still takes you out to eat and clear out buffets with him weekly. he still invites you to his matches personally. he still gets excited when he sees you show up even though you’ve been attending his games consistently for years now. he still tells you about his brothers and his’ time in the celestial realm. he’ll still tell you about his sister and love you enough to feel comfortable to grieve in front of you. he still makes sure you’re always eating enough—he’s gotta make sure you’re taking care of yourself, yknow? he also still eats your leftovers even when you explicitly tell him not too. sorry. :(

belphegor still takes you to the planetarium when things are getting too much. he takes your nightmares away. makes sure you sleep well. he still drags you down for a nap whenever he feels like it. he still tells you about how he misses his sister, about how he misses his brothers sometimes even though they’re still here, just different. he still trusts you enough to admit that sometimes, he misses himself, and who he was before all this. and then after all that, he still flicks you on the nose and calls you annoying because before he is an avatar of sin he is the spoiled baby of the family, and he knows you’ll always be there to snark right back.

sorry it just. moves me. like you truly do become a part of these seven guys’ found family no matter what. even if you reject every single possible romance option they will still love you and protect you and look out for you and snap at you and annoy you and not even be sorry about it. because you are special to them!!! you will always be someone important to them!!!!

Took matters into my own hands since Solmare doesn’t want to get their hands dirty🔥💪🏽

a/n: inspired by this ask and the others that have flooded my inbox since. rofl. I might tinker with these a bit more. a nsfw version might be coming later, maybe? we'll see.

➤ shadow-walking with mc | the demons + solomon

1.9k words | gn!reader | sfw | descriptions of canon-typical violence

• Mammon enjoys off-roading and says this is what he’d do if he and MC got stuck on a deserted island.

• Luke gave Belphegor a super loud sound generator for him to use as an alarm.

• Asmodeus says his neck is very sensitive (and that MC knows this)

• While Solomon was giving broom riding lessons he accidentally broke the broomstick and nearly plummeted to his death with MC. Everyone but Levi decided not to try it out after that.

• MC has turned into a cat on more than one occasion.

• Luke decided that to become a better angel he needed to improve his endurance, so he decided to practice jump roping, but couldn’t find any rope in the Devildom that didn’t try to prank you.

• Thirteen studies Devildom Law in RAD

• Beelzebub and Belphegor once stared at the same cloud in class. Beel thought it looked like cotton candy while Belphie thought it looked like a pillow.

• If he knows it’ll make Diavolo happy, Barbatos will share with him any secrets he knows

• Beelzebub started a fad of wearing lucky socks.

• Both of the twins have been held in the dungeons of the Demon Lord’s Castle at some point

• When MC confronts Solomon believing he’s up to no good he tells them that is never the case

• Belphegor has a doll he made with MC that he loves to show off

• When the purgatory hall group got together to share ghosts stories the one Simeon told was funnier than it was scary

• When Diavolo went missing Barbatos called Lucifer 200 times while Lucifer was being held hostage

• Leviathan was humiliated when his brothers revealed they can all hear him singing karaoke late at night in his room

• Devildom Law is one the courses available to take at RAD

• Satan warns MC against asking for Mammon’s help as he’ll just “create problems where there weren’t any before”

• Asmo’s “reward” for MC helping him when the Bloody Moon competition was to charm them, he never got the chance though

• During the annual day without Magic, Mammon and his brothers raided Lucifer’s room while there were no magical traps. Meanwhile Lucifer waited outside secretly, ready to sick Cerberus on them

and solomon. hes a human too i guess. come here everyone and educate yourselves on... yourselves i guess

CANNOT EAT cyanide. yes beel it seems nice and spicy but humans will genuinely die upon eye contact with that so put it away

EVERYBODY NEED TO INSTALL CARBON MONOXIDE DETECTORS YESTERDAYYYY

when humans say they're thirsty they mean they need WATER -- not iced tea, not coffee, not tea, girl go and get me that clear booze.

Dont feel pain until we see it. alternatively, react more intensely when its a small cut vs a larger injury. causes much panic and confusion.

The concept of the indomitable human spirit.

That humans are made up of stardust! Carbon, iron, etc comes from supernovas and nuclear fusion.

We might be able to detect more colours than them, because of their biological difference.

how humans can be physically harmed (stomach hurting, nausea) from being sad/worried.

Humans remember negative things more than positive ones, as a survival tactic.

That skin color actually matters rather than it just being happenstance. This as well as differing cultures or languages too.

Angels aren’t as touchy and affectionate as demons are. Something about indulgence. You know?

The brothers learning Devildom customs is similar to a group of northerners moving to the south, and learning the customs there.

For example: Diavolo is very affectionate with Lucifer and Barbatos, and compliments them both regularly. Lucifer is the only one that gets uncomfortable. I like to think that it’s because angels don’t do that kind of thing.

Luke getting freaked out when people pat him on the head? No one in the celestial realm does that, so he gets weird about it.

I also think that vocalizations are a very important part of the culture in the Devildom. Growling and purring are common.

But the brothers have angelic vocal cords. A few of them evolved, but not all of them.

Lucifer can only growl. Nothing else. His “purr” can be forced, but it breaks and will make his voice go hoarse. He just growls really quietly instead.

Mammon can do it all, but that’s because I like the idea of him being so chalant that his body evolved to make it even MORE obvious to others how he’s feeling.

Levi can hiss, but nothing else. His vocal cords are also so damaged that he has trouble singing. (I always thought it was weird that an angel would canonically be a bad singer, so this makes sense)

Asmodeus can only purr, but he wouldn’t growl even if he had the ability to.

Beel can do it all, but his voice is a bit rough. He doesn’t necessarily sound like he smokes a pack a day, more like he’s just getting over the back end of a cold. If that makes sense?

Belphie can only purr. Literally too lazy to evolve.

I just think it would be interesting to watch them learn little things. Like: “oh when you bow you’re supposed to put your wings up” or “be careful when making eye contact for too long. People will think you want a fight” stuff like that.

Even better, watching Satan try to grow up in a family that can’t teach him manners or anything because they’re learning for themselves, too.

The reason he’s so prim and proper is because he’s literally learning from books. So he’s actually *too* formal sometimes.

Whatever the case, the brothers will still growl at each other. (The ones that can, anyway.)

You know how kids play tag and taunt each other? Stuff like that. Mammon beats Levi at DevilCart and when he says “good game” he just fuckin hisses at him because he’s mad.

Do they like to share meals in groups? What's dieting culture like?? How would you even discern between 'healthy' and 'unhealthy' food in these realms? Demon food is all strange stuff like brains and poisonous creatures.

Perhaps even the brothers adjusting to the food after the fall 👀

Have a good day and stay healthy!💗

Oh, I LOVE this ask! I actually had to research a lot for this, so my thoughts might be a bit scrambled. (Plus, I'm writing this while hungry lol) Also, some of this is relevant to some of the writing I'm doing! I hope it makes sense!

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Now, I know you didn't come here for this, but quick sidebar because It's important. Okay so, the Celestial Realm is very hot! Everyone says that The Devildom has to be hot because it's hell, but the Devildom has no sun. The Celestial Realm has eternal sun, though. Plus, they're in the sky. It's going to be hot. The Devildom has no sun, so they're pretty much cold all the time. Okay, sidebar over.

Angels-

So, there's an issue here. Angels are Lacto-Ovo-vegetarians. (I did have to look this up) Basically, they aren't allowed to kill things, so they can't eat meat. They can eat the things that animals produce (Milk, eggs,) On top of this, their food is very light because it is so hot. So even when they make soups, they're light soups. (If that makes sense?) Even then, it's rare for them to do so. It only happens when someone's sick. They also do not make spicy food. It just doesn't happen.

As for their culture, families will sit at the table, pray, and eat their food. Pretty average for a religious family. The problem is that there's too many factors to consider. For example, the brothers took turns setting the table, but that is not normal for angels. Typically, Lilith would be the one who cooks, cleans, sets the table, but Lucifer never liked that, so they share the responsibilities. (They just can't tell Michael, because he will say it's not right)

Most of the food is healthy in the Celestial Realm. The angels need to "maintain their image" so they're pretty much ALWAYS on diets. The thing is, they bake a lot. Most of them do it, this isn't exclusive to Simeon and Luke. These foods are probably the only unhealthy things in the Celestial Realm. They do moderate how much they eat (Most of the time, it's a slice of cake after dinner, a cookie, etc.) But It's become tradition because Celestial food really isn't all that good. Except for their fruit. The idea of eating a mango from heaven genuinely has me drooling.

Demons-

Demons do eat meat! Unlike in the Celestial Realm, demons are allowed to kill animals to eat them. (There are animal cruelty laws in place. The King is Diavolo, guys.) Also, as stated before, the Devildom is cold. This means that a lot of their food is very heavy. They make a lot of stews, red meat, potatoes, pasta. Demons also cook with a lot of spice because they tend to have a high tolerance for it. A demon with a low spice tolerance is actually rare. (I don't care what canon says. All the brothers can handle spicy food.)

Culture varies here, too. They typically eat at the table, they do not pray (or in this case, they would be thanking the current King[s]/Queen[s]) This is because they only thank them in person. (it's a waste of breath to thank someone who can't hear you) Demons have a lot of freedom when it comes to culture. They might do the exact same thing that angels do, where the women cook and clean. Others might split the responsibilities; some might make the kids do it. One thing that is constant though, demons have a LOT of get togethers. They really like potlucks and things of that nature. This is part of the reason that the food exchange was a thing during Diavolo's retreat [OM:SWD]

The Devildom is a bit harder to understand when it comes to healthy and unhealthy foods. There are basic things, like fruit and vegetables that are healthy, but then there's things that you are assuming are healthy because the resemble healthy foods in the human world. You can ask the brothers, and they will explain it to you. Most of the time, you can guess. Things that look like kombucha, salads, kimchi, etc. Most of the time you're right, that doesn't mean that you can eat all of it though. Demons can eat eucalyptus leaves, fun fact. It's really good for them.

Another side bar/fun fact: Demon royalty is nearly impossible to poison. They can produce fire though their mouth, but they have to have some kind of fuel in order to do so. If their body rejects something that they've eaten, or there's bones that they can't digest, it becomes fuel. This means that they have to burn everything out of their system regularly, but most things that will make them sick, don't get the chance. (They can still get very sick from the Celestial Realm's Forbidden Fruit.)

Brothers-

The shift between Devildom and Celestial food is definitely an interesting one. When Diavolo and Barbatos were taking care of them originally, they had tried giving them soup/stew because they likely needed something warm and comforting after going through what they did. This worked, but they all felt pretty gross after because it was a really big meal, which isn't something that they're used to. Most of them didn't even finish it.

The first time they had actual spicy food from the Devildom it was BAD. It was a bit funny, but only because none of them were seriously sick. Mammon was the only one who seemed to like it from the beginning! They called him a freak for this for a good while. Lucifer got so red, that Diavolo still gives him a worried look when he orders something a bit too spicy. (Lucifer hates it. He can handle it now.)

It never quite made sense to me why Diavolo would choose to open his semi-secluded nation to humanity at large, even under the guise of friendship.

I like to think Diavolo chose to open up diplomacy to the human realm because of our “recent” scientific achievements and discoveries.

This would let Belphie’s reluctance for the exchange program make a bit more sense, and just generally go deeper than just a hate boner for humanity.

Because if Diavolo is seeing what’s good in humanities developments, Belphie could see the danger (advancements in weapons such as missiles, drones, and nukes, and the environmental destruction that has been caused by our rapid progression)

It’s always been my personal cannon that while the human realm built their societies on science, the Devildom and the Celestial realm built theirs largely on magic, which, though valuable, resulted in them neglecting their understanding/development of STEM.

+ I think it would be funny for the exchange student (whose only scientific knowledge is from AP Bio) to try to explain the concept of bacteria, or like ATP synthase to our favorite demons.

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