Me faded as hell at McDonald’s listening to the people in front of me in line

clown

No I suppose not flying Riften Guardsman

what a flex

why would you even challenge crazy frog

Y’all really think that billionaires will hand out their money to those who need it without direct action? It took four ghosts and complete psychological torture to make Ebenezer Scrooge be nice to his workers. This holiday season break Jeff Bezos’ spirit and redistribute his assets

all my thoughts are in animal crossing villager language

Wile E. Coyote simulator

republicans will be like “pull yourself by your bootstraps” and then make fun of AOC for having been a bartender

that’s because that’s not the Republican approved way to pull yourself by your own bootstraps, which is getting millions of dollars in stock from your parents

there is literally no logical, emotional, aesthetic, philosophical, moral, or sexy reason for the sun to be gone at 4.30 pm 

I LOVE this game because it’s like 7-8 people all participating in a game to entertain ONE big dog and that’s amazing