sorry sunshine it doesn't exist

She is beautiful and I love her.

the smell of Home Depot is cathartic

fairies live in the lights & chandeliers section, gnomes live in the outdoor gardening department

Stop romanticizing home depot

pixies live in the paint aisle. fuck you

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Jeff Goldblum is like if your uncle were a manic Pixie dream girl

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

salvador dali that wild son of a gun he loved Bendy clocks

It’s a good day to remember that I had a triceratops plushie for the majority of my childhood named Horny and my parents did nothing

Every computer needs a “cleaning keyboard” mode where the keys would be inactive while you wipe them down

why not just clean it while the computer is shut down?

while the computer is what now

not to be fake deep but mamma mia.. here i go again.. my my.. how can i resist ya….. mamma mia, does it show again.. my my, just how much ive missed ya.. yes, ive been brokenhearted………… blue since the day we parted.. why why did I ever let u go……. mamma mia.. now I really know.. my my, i could never let u go…………..