Gea

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

nodding my head to show that i approve of all the shitty things this character has done because i'm a bad person

“covered in blood” is an ideal state for a girl to be in if you see a girl covered in blood you know she is having a good time

sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

horses cant scratch themselves but humans cant go fast. we support this legandary partnership

But reylo really is the most heterosexual ship out there because the man’s violence and anger and general immaturity are taken to be romantic and the woman’s clear feelings of disgust/hatred/fear of the man are completely ignored.

to think they crucified me for this and acted like I was shitting on DV victims. I’ll add that reylo is white as FUCK.

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting