"...Where dwell the brave at heart..."

person announcing 12 points: *try to build suspense* me, having a basic understanding of geography: just,,,,,, say it.

australia have finally earned their worth in eurovision all is forgiven

european privilege is no commercials during eurovision

but I need to pee

that’s why there are ballads

last time i did that during a ballad i came back and the piano was on fire NEVER AGAIN

you watch the eurovision your whole life, you think you’ve seen it all… dancing gorillas, horse heads, straight people kissing, and then…. a naked ass

This girl from Georgia is a better presenter then all the three Ukrainian men

Welcome to this year’s edition of “Hosting this shit is fucking expensive, please don’t vote for us”

eurovision hosts: [pause for laughter that doesn’t happen]

sweden every year about eurovision: wait i just had a revolutionary thought……… what if we send a hot dude……. with a pop-y song… and wait for it…. some super extra effects

what is eurovision

me, looking at a couple: so which one of you yodels and which one of you raps???