fic recs

namjin—

*prudence in the face of adversity: rated E, 7k

“But we’re not a girl group, hyung, there’s like…” Namjoon waves his hands in the air as he explains, “identity issues and gender issues and how are we supposed to dance with b—our bodies in this condition,” he finishes weakly. “And we can’t do publicity like this, or rehearse, and I don’t want to call the president and Seokjin-hyung is bleeding and I don’t know how to pick these things out from the store so could Hobi and I please just take a bit of money to the store to get things for Jin-hyung because he’s crying…”

[In which the entirety of Bangtan wakes up as women, and Namjoon is confused and put-upon.]

ch4otick gayz: rated T, 17k [includes vhopemin & yoonkook]

[EM0 CRAKHED]

jeon can't kook: jfc,,

jeon can't kook: sorry guys i took care of it,

jeon can't kook: i gave him like 3 tablets of Benadryl he's out

hobi-wan kenobi: kook, you're supposed to only take 1

jeon can't kook: ......

jeon can't kook: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ guess he'll die.

yoonmin—

hands down: rated T, 43k

Hoseok wouldn’t stop talking about him. It was Jimin this, Jimin that, Jimin was so cute, Jimin was so talented, Jimin danced so well and he was so nice- Yoongi had to control the impulse to roll his eyes the minute his name came out of Hoseok’s mouth.

So, yeah, maybe Yoongi was already predisposed towards disliking Park Jimin for some very valid reasons but this? This took the fucking cake.

the songbird and the sea: rated M, 256k [minor taekook and namjin]

In a world where dominance of the sea is an endless battle between pirates and mariners, Park Jimin is content living in his little village on a small, uninteresting island by the eastern mainland. He wants nothing to do with the bloodshed of good and evil, the heartless killing of both innocents and condemned, the constant establishment and disruption of order. What he wants is peace, to live his life in the same town he was born in, to spend his days in the beautiful forest, and to use the powers of his Blessed Rune to nurture the home he loves so dearly.

But when his island is attacked by pirates, Jimin will have no other choice than to do as they command and leave all thoughts of peace behind in favor of boarding the Agust, a pirate ship captained by the infamous Min Yoongi, Black Fox of the East.

*flashflood: rated E, 15k

A handjob a week is not much for Jimin to live off of.

Jimin thinks it’s sort of like the equivalent of feeding someone nothing but peas for all three meals of the day: sure, peas are all well and good, but eating peas and only peas for any extended period of time is going to result in some serious vitamin deficiencies. And probably some other bad stuff, although Jimin doesn’t actually know all that much about it.

composure: rated E, 131k

Everyone has secrets.

Everything in Jimin's life changed the day he presented as an Omega. It's as though the world were grabbed out from under him, launching him into a special hell not meant for someone with as much fire and potential as him.

This is why when Jimin is given the opportunity to stop being an Omega, he takes it.

What Jimin hadn't anticipated, is meeting his roommate, Yoongi, or realizing his entire cover will be blown if he can't stop going so crazy over that cinnamon and mint scent he has.

Too bad that is the least of his worries...

*(This is a story containing serious and dark themes with disturbing elements which become more prevelant as the story progresses.)

jikook—

*On Patrol: rated M, 130k [includes yoonseok & namjin; read the sequel here]

Officer Jeon has his eyes on Mr. Adorable.

Officer Min has a strange neighbor he can't seem to keep out of his life.

Captain Kim finds comfort in his son's homeroom teacher.

Well, cops need some loving too, right?

under the mistletoe (with you): rated G, 5k

Jimin and Jungkook try to get Yoongi and Hoseok together during the holidays but it doesn't really go as planned.

The White Wolf’s Shadow: rated T, 41k [includes yoonseok, namjin, & taekook]

Jeongguk, a powerful Alpha in line for his father’s throne, needs a mate to wear the crown. When Jimin, an alluring Omega and foreign Prince, comes to re-cement their alliance everything seems to fall into place… against their wishes. Jeongguk, forced to decide what's more important, his own happiness or his people; and Jimin whose carrying deadly secrets that place the fate of everyone on his shoulders, are forced to come together. With enemies on all sides will they be able to overcome their struggles and do what has to be done?

Or

Jeongguk and Jimin’s wolves have liked each other from the start, but when they are forced into an arranged marriage both parties are unhappy about it for various reasons. Neither wants to admit it, but both find themselves falling for the other as time goes on.

yoonjin—

heists and hearts: rated T, 95k [minor jihope and vmon]

"Give me a number,” Yoongi says when Namjoon finally turns around in his computer chair. Namjoon looks at him and sighs.

"One."

It's not the first time he's stumped with one plan. Namjoon looks at Yoongi, eyes trained on him like a hawk. “One?” Yoongi asks, voice low. “One,” Namjoon repeats, “and you’re not going to like it.”

There’s a hint of curiosity in Yoongi’s eyes and a question attempts to come out from his lips. But instead, Namjoon hears the order from his partner.

“Call them in.”

a little water clears us of this deed: rated T, 4k

All Yoongi wanted was to read Macbeth and pass his Literature class in peace, not catch the attention of Kim Seokjin.

*best served cold: rated E, 16k

[They say when you / embark on a journey / of revenge, dig two graves. They underestimate me. (mr state trooper. please don’t stop me. please don’t stop me.)]

After Yoongi's parents get killed by the mob, Yoongi sets out to avenge them. No matter what it takes.

he’ll come back for the honey and you: rated E, 18k

“Cooking is attractive. Like playing guitar, it demonstrates your prowess with your hands, your sophisticated knowledge of an art form... But it goes deeper than that. Cooking is a shared experience, a way to express yourself to someone you care about.”

Or: Seokjin is no stranger to a little sugar. However, Yoongi is the sweetest thing he’s come across in a long time, and there's no recipe telling him exactly what he should do next.

a ballad for you: rated T, 3k

tumblr prompt from anon: "Hi, do you take requests that aren't smut? I'd like to see YoonJin where Jin mistakes Yoongi for his blind date."

[At this point, Seokjin only has one thing to say about his date; he needs to show the hell up.]

everything i need: rated M, 12k

“Sorry I’m late, babe. Traffic was awful,” the man is saying. He flashes a bright, gummy smile at Seokjin and nods apologetically at the waitress. “I’m sorry. Can we have five more minutes to look at the menu?”

He waits until she is gone before he leans across the table and says in a low voice. “I’m Yoongi. Just play along okay? Whoever didn’t bother to show up is a dick.”

Or, the one where Seokjin is a single dad. His son is in love with the music their first floor neighbour plays on the piano, and the last thing Seokjin expects is to fall for the man behind the music.

déjà-brew : rated T, 7k

according to his employees, seokjin has a crush on the cute guy that comes around and orders an americano every single day. what they don’t know, and what seokjin hasn’t told them yet, is that they’re actually married. (he has his reasons, okay?)

yoonseok—

same damn hunger: rated E, 40k

When it comes to fucking around with his best friend, Yoongi follows two rules:

1. They must be inebriated.

2. They must not kiss.

the daily grind: rated E, 8k

hoesock87: I refuse to believe that u didn’t just google “cute asian twink” to get that selfie

yoongay: i am a cute asian twink. r u tryna fuck me or no

(or: yoonseok meet on grindr)

and one musn’t tell lies: rated M, 46k

Yoongi wants to fly so bad he's ready to break the rules for that. Jung Hoseok is the worst collateral damage possible. (Stop lying).

*days to weeks to months: rated M, 10k

Yoongi’s just trying to date the possible love of his life, Jung Hoseok. But the package deal includes five asshole friends and a theoretically infinite number of disasters.

Basically: a series of moments where Yoongi wonders why his friends and also god hate him.

see, i’ve got plans (to get to you): rated T, 11k

Yoongi and Hoseok have a game plan.

(Or: The one where Yoongi takes three tries to propose to Hoseok.)

single pringle: rated T, 7k [includes jikook and namjin]

Where Yoongi owns a restaurant that is a date hot-spot and he is single and salty at all the couples streaming into his restaurant on a daily basis. Not only that, but somewhere along the way he's gotten himself a couple of gay regulars who won't go away. And maybe someone who makes him a little less salty at the end too.

**halcyon: rated M, 27k [includes minjoon]

The only explanation for how two demons have found themselves on Earth is a simple one: Jung Hoseok loves to gamble and Min Yoongi can't resist a good game.

junghope—

blue flame special: rated E, 106k [minor vmin]

hoseok just got dumped and now a clearly under aged bartender is refusing to serve him a much needed round of shots.

("can you do this teenage angst thing some other time? my ex just walked in with his new boyfriend and i could really use some liquid cowardice."

the kid narrows his eyes in the direction hoseok had nodded toward. "seokjin hyung's your ex?")

hoseok nods. "you know him?"

"yeah," jeongguk glares at hoseok and begins stepping away, definitely refusing to serve him any drink at all. "he dumped me for you.")

yoonjihope [?? essentially yoongi/hoseok/jimin]—

**good things always belonged to everyone: rated E, 9k

Yoongi is trying to accept his part as the beta in a polyamorous relationship with an alpha and an omega. Little by little he notices just how unfitting that role is.

yoonkook—

soft melodies and softer touches: rated E, 11k

[22:39; I see the way you look at me, hyung.]

Yoongi's world stands still, and in that moment, he wants nothing more than to wring Jimin's neck. It's Jeongguk, it has to be Jeongguk, who else would it be? Yoongi knows many dancers--unfortunately Jimin's one of them--but there's only one that he's on close terms with, and whose number he doesn't have.

Jeongguk. It's Jeongguk. It's fucking Jeongguk.

(OR: Jeongguk's a contemporary dancer, and Yoongi is his academy's pianist).

take me out (the date way or the assassination way): rated T, 7k

jin [8:01] theres a mysterious hot guy on campus that yoongi keeps running into like a damn romantic drama but every time they meet he ends up nearly killing yoongi

tae [8:01] kinky

with a bang (stunted plants can bloom): rated M, 24k

what not to do when you find yourself falling for the guy you almost slept with but then didn’t because he turned out to be your friends’ roommate: a guide by min yoongi

flower boys: not rated, 3k

“it was pretty,” namjoon protests, trying to defend himself. “and it was a gift from a fan. wouldn’t she have been troubled to have to take it home?”

“and you brought it back to let it die?” yoongi interjects, dry as sand. he rises to his feet, dusting off his jeans. “you gonna take care of it, namjoonie?”

“how hard can it be,” namjoon says, but he sounds hesitant, like he knows his own annihilatory powers will trump his determination. “it’s a small plant. it needs water, sunlight, and air. we can provide all of those. piece of cake.”

(yoongi and jungkook take care of a plant together.)

i know i’ll fall in love with you, baby: rated T, 31k

The soulmate/soulbond au where Yoongi is part of a famous rap duo and Jungkook is his diligent fanboy, they meet at a fansign and things escalate from there

(alt. Yoongi didn’t sign up for this)

i blow up buildings (but i’d blow you): rated T, 8k

“Yoongi,” says Namjoon, his tone allowing no argument. He holds the boy an arms length in front of him and smiles painfully. “Meet Jeongguk. He’s your new bodyguard.”

Yoongi sputters and decides to argue anyway, because fuck no. “I said I don’t need a bodyguard, Namjoon.”

(Or, the AU where Yoongi has been receiving death threats from an enemy organisation known as Skeletal, and Jeon Jeongguk is the lucky bastard brought in to be his bodyguard. Yoongi tries to hate him. He really does.)

all the light we cannot see: rated T, 64k

“i’m not your servant!”

“you are on my ship now, and anyone on my ship does what i say,” snaps yoongi, and when he takes a step closer to jeongguk, jeongguk realizes that he’s actually taller than yoongi. strangely, he hadn’t noticed it before, because yoongi doesn’t seem like a small man. especially now, with that fiery look on his face, he seems larger than life—but jeongguk refuses to back down. it’s a bad idea to argue, he knows, but jeongguk has never been very good at stopping himself from doing something he’ll regret.

(or: when jeongguk finally gets his chance to sail the cosmos, it’s onboard the ship of an aggravating man named min yoongi. he thinks it’ll be extraordinarily dull—but the universe, and the legend of treasure planet, have other plans.)

gusto d’italia: rated E, 64k

Jungkook turned towards the kitchen - and walked straight into the icy glare of Min Yoongi.

“Are you always this late?”

Jungkook tried to bite his tongue. “I was talking to – ”

“I don’t care who you were talking to,” Yoongi snapped. He had both arms crossed firmly over his chest as he continued to berate Jungkook in front of the rest of the staff. “How am I supposed to trust you to get my food out on time if you can’t follow a simple direction that I gave less than five minutes ago?”

Jungkook stared at his feet. “It won’t happen again, chef.”

“Better fucking not.”

-----

[Jungkook always dreamed of becoming a chef in the future. When Yoongi, a culinary genius with unusual social skills, shows up in the kitchen of Gusto d'Italia, Jungkook becomes awestruck.]

taegi—

the less i know the better: rated E, 41k

Yoongi shifts uncomfortably in his seat, avoiding making eye contact.

"I might’ve… invented a boyfriend," he finally mumbles to the glass in front of him

i want to believe: rated G, k

Taehyung starts an astronomy club.

my heart flutters from the sugar high: rated M, 6k

Yoongi and Taehyung sneak around together, cheating on their diets. The group? They've drawn different conclusions.

over the winter lake: rated E, 9k

There’s a small alcove along the outskirts of Daegu, not too deep in the woods, that lead to a lake of still waters and peaceful surroundings. Yoongi isn’t entirely fond of it—the body of water itself being named Death Lake by locals who’ve lived there long enough to tell the tales of the disturbing amount of murders, suicides, and disappearances that are linked with it.

Yoongi sees something in the water. Something inhuman.

abracadon’t: rated M, 7k

"i don't understand why you hate taehyung," hoseok always asks.

yoongi doesn't really understand either. but he's just so...hate-able.

or, taehyung never learned that annoying the fuck out of someone isn't actually a healthy way to show you like them.

namgi—

you could give it all (but it’s never enough): rated E, 46k

yoongi imprints with an alpha he's an alpha too

again again again: rated T, 8k

Yoongi takes a deep breath. Runs through the facts. 1. Namjoon is really fuckin drunk. 2. They made that dumbass pact well over ten years ago when they were both sad and weird and lonely. 3. His heart definitely did not seize up a little bit at the thought of marrying his best friend. It just didn’t.

vmin—

it’s not about reciprocation (it’s just all about me): rated E, 34k

“Taehyung and Jimin broke up.”

“It’s bullshit—”

“We were all rooting for them.”

“It’s complete bullshit—”

“Everyone actually thought they had a chance, you know?”

(Alternatively: Taehyung’s a problematic idiot who fell in love with the right person at the wrong time.)

jinkook—

*knowingly, i drank from the poisoned chalice: rated m, 22k

In captivity, Seokjin learns that you cannot have both love and life without sacrificing something important.

namgikook (namjoon/yoongi/jungkook)—

*the kinky encounter at the auto-erotic asphyxiation house: rated E, 6k

"The last owner of this house died too.”

“How?”

Jeongguk looks over his shoulder at them, his front teeth poking into his bottom lip as his nose scrunches and the corners of his eyes crinkle in a delighted grin. “Auto-erotic asphyxiation! Honestly, what a way to fucking go. Do you think he came before he died?”

“Christ, Jeongguk.”

Namjoon drops his head into his hands, letting out a long-suffering sigh as Jeongguk elbows him playfully.

“It’s a valid question!” Jeongguk snickers as both Namjoon and Yoongi give him a painfully withered look. “We can only hope his last moment was a pleasurable one.”

taekook—

**fading brilliance, fire on silk: rated E, 26k

Jungkook spent his life studying angels and demons, but none of his imaginary portrayals of them can even come close to Taehyung’s mystical, almost poetic beauty: sun-kissed skin and full lips, lashes so long that Jungkook feels the brush of it on his skin when Taehyung leans in to dip his tongue in the hollow of his throat.

*Seven Things That Didn't Happen On Valentine's Day At Hogwarts, Or Maybe They Did : Complete, rated M, 25k

"This is the weirdest Valentine's Day yet," Peter mused. / "But not 'ever,'" Remus said dryly.

**Adagio: Complete, rated M, 7k

Remus wonders if Sirius knows. For the first time, he thinks—maybe he doesn’t.

[First war / lie low at Lupin’s. They never said “I love you.”]

Side-Along: Complete, rated E, 22k

If this wasn't a curse then it was Hell. Because surely, in Hell, all roads would lead to Harry Potter's living room.

Let Nothing You Dismay: Complete, rated M, 19k

There are a few things Sirius really didn't count on for Christmas of 1979. The extreme sexual confusion is one of them; Remus Lupin is approximately seventy-eight of the rest.

Seven Minutes in the Bottle: Complete, rated T, 8k

During a quite frankly ridiculous game of spin the bottle, Lily discovers something about Sirius that ties them together, and also, somehow, seems to make him think she's his psychiatrist. Or: how Lily Evans accidentally became the Marauder's matchmaker.

*How to Recognise and Kill a Werewolf by Sirius Black: Complete, rated T, <1k

Found battered and torn, stuck to the fridge in Remus & Sirius’ flat next to a post-it reading ‘Will trade hot sex for milk, please pick some up on the way home. Milk, that is, not hot sex. Oh shut up. –S’ and a photograph of Peter, James and Lily laughing at Sirius’ newly purchased motorbike, 1980

Running on Air: Complete, rated T, 75k

Draco Malfoy has been missing for three years. Harry is assigned the cold case and finds himself slowly falling in love with the memories he collects.

oh, night, and divine (the selfish wish remix): Complete, rated E, 2k

Four years. You know what's coming.

Written for the Remix Challenge, 2005. Based on Thistlerose's "Christmas, 1977."

we’ve been here before: WIP (possibly abandoned?), rated G, 8k

Dumbledore doesn’t look at him when he speaks, this time. He is looking past Remus, out the window towards the dark grounds. “It is an impossible thing, to love someone who has done something terrible,” he says, quietly. “I am sorry we have put you in this position, Remus. I am sorrier that there is nobody else we can ask. We will do whatever we can to make this easier for you.”

It’s been twelve years and I still can’t breathe, Remus thinks, what makes you think there’s an easier?

//

multi-ship fics are listed under the first ship tagged by the author.

taekook—

la douleur exquise: rated m, 12k

mochicheeks named the chat “sad school bois”: rated t, 204k

sibylline, oblique (sweet): rated t, 26k

never asked for this (i’ll take it anyway): rated e, 25k

namkook—

magic shop: rated m, 41k

taemin—

i’m so sorry but it’s fake love (tbh, not really): not rated, 202k

paradise (낙원): rated e, 3k

yoonjin—

you’ve got a friend in me: rated m, 39k

jikook—

duty calls: rated g, 43k

stone heart: rated m, 49k

yoonmin—

sweat it out: rated e, 15k

prelude to forever: rated g, 30k

oh, baby: rated e, 16k

yoonkook—

gusto d’italia: rated e, 57k

a few other great stories:

from @maryandthelambandthewolf—

sing what my soul listens to: rated g, 2k

the ultimate guide on how to be a guardian angel: rated m, 22k

multi-ship fics are listed under the first ship tagged by the author.

jikook—

it hurts to love you: rated m, 73k

pull my strings: rated m, 47k

the prince and the baby bird: rated m, 47k

yoonseok—

magnetic reconnection: rated e, 39k

bangtan room: rated t, 19k

taekook—

lost in the ocean, we forgot gravity: rated m, 215k

seeing blind: rated e, 21k

crystal snow: rated e, 28k

namjin—

of crowns and calla lilies: rated t, 46k

nothing’s ever built to last (you’re in ruins): rated m, 203k

taemin—

two bottoms won’t work: rated e, 64k

light at the end of the tunnel: rated m, 53k

jinkook—

pierce through me: rated e, 78k

yoonmin—

fake it until you mate it: rated e, 54k

taegi—

affinity: not rated, 205k

multi-ship fics are listed under the first ship tagged by the author.

yoonkook—

simon says: not rated, 23k

civilized: rated e, 51k

taejin—

camshows and camera lenses: rated e, 17k

taekook—

i love the way you lie: rated e, 69k

the play: rated m, 31k

jinkook—

on horses made of sticks: rated e, 35k

namjin—

kairotic: rated m, 39k

of crowns and calla lilies: rated t, 44k

the daily life of seokjin: rated t, 41k

yoonmin—

sandpaper kisses, papercut bliss: rated e, 30k

resonance: rated e, 20k [sequel to composure]

whose idea was this: rated g, 153k

jikook—

black rabbit: rated e, 63k

don’t matter to me: rated m, 40k

taegi—

hey kid, it’s gonna be alright: rated m, 44k

it happened quiet: rated m, 80k

don’t you cry (maybe everything is alright): rated m, 69k

yoonjin—

multi-ship fics are listed under the first ship tagged by the author.

yoonseok—

sharp objects: rated t, 14k

magnetic reconnection: rated e, 32k

the peril of sea and storm: rated t, 12k

taekook—

hate me like i love myself: rated e, 160k

palace: rated t, 22k

abbysal.: rated g, 70k

like sunflowers to the sun (i’d turn at you): rated e, 208k

never (forever): rated m, 18k

jinkook—

love and chocolate: rated e, 121k

yoonmin—

pale sun rose: rated m, 66k

as you wish: rated g, 18k

whose idea was this: rated g, 145k

namjin—

ttylxox: rated t, 9k

kairotic: rated m, 22k

would it be fate?: rated e, 49k

yoonkook—

(csc.exe): rated m, 86k

all the light we cannot see: rated t, 45k

jikook—

in a bed of roses: rated e, 6k

i have died every day waiting for you (but loved you a thousand more): rated m, 32k

taegi—

soliquoy: rated e, 266k

yoonjin—

multi-ship fics are listed under the first ship tagged by the author.

minjoon—

forget me knot: rated e, 8k

jikook—

electric hearts: rated m, 65k

dna: rated e, 107k

expressive: rated t, 13k

taekook—

song of the heart: not rated, 14k

the jeju heir: rated m, 34k

like sunflowers to the sun (i’d turn at you): rated e, 178k

uh... yeontan?: not rated, 24k

scars and surrenders: rated e, 106k

namgi—

alrighty aphrodite: rated m, 18k

namjin—

night light: not rated, 11k

teach me tonight: rated e, 10k

ch4otick gayz: rated t, 16k

taegi—

hit or miss: rated m, 18k

tell me again: rated g, 40k

hopekook—

meet me at the border: rated t, 17k

love & other lies: rated m, 25k

yoonmin—

find me in the dark: rated m, 17k

the cause of my euphoria: rated g, 33k

cold coffee: rated t, 66k

yoonkook—

take cover: rated m, 75k

Nightmares : Complete, rated T, 15k

Lance's nightmares are getting out of control. It's effecting his and the team's performance, but he's at a loss for how to fix this.

Apparently sleeping next to a warm body helps.

*Objects in Motion (When Unbalanced) : Complete, rated T, 38k

Lance and Keith are constantly being mistaken for a couple. Lance is highly offended. Keith is quietly outraged.

Pidge decides if she can’t have peace, then she can write an epic scientific dissertation on the romantic failings of two exceptionally dense paladins.

Secret's Out : Complete, rated T, 3k

Keith and Pidge come to an understanding as they wait anxiously for Lance to heal after the Galra's surprise infiltration of the castle. Pidge learns Keith has a secret of his own.

time out of mind : Complete, rated T, 28k

Keith and Lance wake up married. In the future.

[He lays there a moment, processing the faint throbbing in his head, a strange bitter taste like lemons in his mouth. When he opens his eyes, the room spins wildly into a kaleidoscope of colors, so he closes them again, breathing in and out until he feels less like he might throw up. He suddenly registers a warm weight over his waist, and lifts his head to see a brown arm thrown over him. It looks startlingly familiar, but different, bigger than he remembers, more toned.

Keith turns all the way around and comes face to face with Lance sleepily blinking his own eyes open.]

*Sharps and Accidentals : WIP, rated T, 106k

Keith is a talented up and coming violin virtuoso. Lance hates him immediately.

Or an AU in which Lance and Keith both attend the same music university. Keith is deaf. Lance is Trying™.

In My Mind : Complete, rated T, 6k

How not to confess to the boy you like: Lance’s unnecessary bitterness edition.

[Keith can hear your thoughts, Lance reminds himself. Stop thinking! Stop thinking about how freaking attractive that jerk is! He’s not! He has a stupid mullet, that’s probably really soft and silky and I really want to run my fingers through it. And he’s always pouting but his rare smiles light up his face and make his blue eyes shine like—Holy quiznak, what is wrong with me?!]

gloves / by proxy : Complete, rated T, 6k

He has a mole on his neck, Lance notices right before he asks, “What made you want to join the garrison?”

*Keith, That's Gay : Complete, rated E, 155k

“But Keith,” Lance exclaims, jumping to his feet in an attempt at emphasis. “That’s gay, dude.”

Keith stares like he doesn’t understand, head cocked innocently. He shrugs, and Lance gets an intense urge to shake him.

“That’s really, really gay!”

Research Purposes : Complete, rated E, 11k

In retrospect, Lance knew he was overreacting. Thinking about it just a little too hard. He just didn't consider Keith would ever be- Nah, actually, he wasn't that surprised... Did that mean Keith had totally been checking him out? Did he think he was hot? Would dudes be into him? What was it like to mess around with dudes? Was Keith experienced with that sort of thing? He just needed to know. For... science? (In which Keith mentions something that reveals he's gay, Lance is excessively shocked, and everyone else already knew because it wasn't even a secret. In short, Lance is an oblivious idiot and finally accepts his bisexuality.)

Better than coffee : Complete, rated T, 21k

Lance can’t help but linger around a perpetually grumpy-looking employee who works at the nearby teahouse. Keith, despite all the Yelp reviews, turns out to be surprisingly kind. Lance starts coming every day—although he insists it’s only for the boba.

And to complain about the customer service, of course.

Lance and the Wild Thing: Complete, rated T, 12k

Lance misses his family, so Hunk gives him the idea that since he spends all his free time on his screen anyway, he could make videos to show his family when they make it back to Earth. Of course, what was supposed to be videos of his adventures and his surroundings to help him deal with the distance, mostly all wind up being videos about dealing with Keith.

Or: Lance is in some heavy denial about a certain Red Paladin and his new hobby makes that harder and harder to hide.

and they were roommates: Complete, not rated, 42k

“What the fuck are you doing in my apartment?” Lance asked. The boy stared back at him, dumbfounded. “This isn’t your apartment, man. It’s mine.”

Or: Lance and Keith become accidental roommates when there is a mix up, and they must learn how to live with each other

so why don’t we fall: Complete, rated E, 8k

Five times Lance used a pet name for Keith, and one time Keith used one for Lance.

[Keith has no basis for having a relationship with someone, so he's trying to follow Lance's lead.]

The Little Things: Complete, rated G, 2k

On Friday Hunk can hear the two of them behind him as they walk to the control room, and he swears he hears something akin to a kiss, and Keith whispering.

“That’s 10-7, Cargo Pilot. Try catching up.”

When Hunk turns around Lance is bright red, and there's a foot of space between him and Keith.

Or maybe he's imagining things?

Seen: 5:29: Complete, rated M, 3k

AU where Keith is some important guy who has a business suit, and lance is a good housewife. (tha ts a lie, i honestly dont have a summary but this fic hurts, i have been told by at least 3 people)

key:

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**Don’t mind if I keep your tie (And your heart, babe) : Complete, rated G, 21k

The Eighth year common room has a parrot in it, courtesy of McGonagall and her mad search for interhouse bonding.

Most of the time, it's just there, until one day it repeats "Potter has a damn fine arse." And the Slytherins know exactly who the parrot's mimicking...

Draco is not amused.

Spin the Wand : Complete, rated T, 3k

In the spirit of inter-house unity, the eighth years have a small party. In an attempt to get Harry and Ginny back together, Hermione and Ron come up with the plan of a rigged game of Spin the Wand, but not all goes as planned.

Excerpt: "The idea was simple: A game of spin the bottle, but instead of a bottle, a toy wand, and instead of a game of chance, Hermione had spelled the wand to land on whoever the spinner most desired to kiss."

*Draco and Harry’s Illicit Affair (and how Blaise Zabini wants nothing to do with it) : Complete, rated M, 8k

Blaise has the luck to stumble upon his friend romping around in Potter's pants. Multiple times.

**Follow You : Complete, rated E, 21k

Necessity has tarnished the Golden Trio's halo. In the publically appointed positions of Judge, Jury, and Executioner, Harry, Hermione, and Ron run the wizarding world. Draco Malfoy finds himself at the mercy of the Judge himself—but instead of death, he's sentenced to something much more humiliating. How will Draco survive as the pet of the most notorious "hero" in the world, and what happens when that strictly defined relationship becomes even more complicated?

New Spells: Complete, rated E, 4k

You'd think that Harry would have learned to stop trying out unknown spells on Malfoy.

And you'd think that Harry would have realised, quite quickly, that any spell that leads to Malfoy moaning like THAT would be a good spell to avoid. Forever.

And you'd think he'd stop doing it to Malfoy in public, before people start to think he's some kind of pervert, for Merlin's sake.

To be honest, Harry isn't certain he's been thinking properly at all.

9 times Harry kissed Draco and the 1 time Draco kissed Harry : Complete, rated T, 5k

'Harry grinned, Draco fell into his trap perfectly. Surging forwards, Harry wrapped his fingers around Draco's tie and pulled him forwards until their lips met over their cauldron. The pressure lasted for three seconds, Harry's eyes shut and Draco's wide in surprise. When Harry let Draco go, he slid back into his seat slowly, eyes still wide, tie crooked and a blush painting his cheeks.'

Tug-O-Want : Complete, rated M, 17k

Harry is back at Hogwarts minding his own business when he finds himself magically drawn to Draco Malfoy. Over and over again.

Storm in a Teacup: Complete, rated M, 8k

For reasons he'd rather not think about, Draco is obsessed with Potter's hair. This cannot end well.

An Issue of Consequence: Complete, rated E, 21k

Draco has woken up in an alternate universe. Or he has woken up utterly insane. Nothing else can possibly explain why Harry Potter suddenly seems to think he's Draco's boyfriend.

*Draco’s Delicious Dilemma: Complete, rated T, 5k

Draco Malfoy bravely deals with new coffee shops, Harry Potter, low-sympathy coworkers, feelings, free muffins, Looks, and some extremely rude signage.

*1,000 Points From Gryffindor: Complete, rated M, 25k

The story of how Harry Potter single-handedly lost Gryffindor the House Cup while attempting to have a “normal” year at Hogwarts. Featuring Harry's suspicious nature turned up to eleven again, a new DADA teacher who is so not here for Harry’s fame, multiple detentions, Slytherins being sneaky, Hufflepuffs being sneakier, and the mystery of Draco Malfoy's hoodie because seriously Hermione who gave that to him and is he wearing it just to torment me? This is ridiculous!

The Good Guys: Complete, rated E, 27k

The Second Voldemort War is limping into its fourth year, and the Forces of Shining Light are slowly turning into the Forces of Expedient Grey. When Draco Malfoy is captured red-handed trying to sell an illegal potion to a clerk at Borgin & Burkes, he is handed over to the Department of Essential and Necessary Truth’s newest interrogator. And as soon as he sees Malfoy, bound and waiting in his cell, Harry Potter knows he’s in trouble. Deep trouble.

**Damage: Complete, rated E, 4k

Harry rises. Draco watches.

IDK My BFF Hermione?: Complete, rated E, 19k

Draco's a hot mess. Harry's lovin' it (hell yes).

Matchmaker, Matchmaker: Complete, rated E, 12k

Sometimes, Harry can't help but wonder why such strange shit always happens to him.

***The Pure and Simple Truth: Complete, rated G, 65k

Harry, Draco, and Hermione go to a pub. Harry, Draco, and Pansy go to a pub. Harry, Draco, Pansy, and Hermione go to a pub. Harry, Draco, Hermione and Ron go to a pub. Harry, Draco, Hermione, Ron, and Pansy―you guessed it―go to a pub. I could go on. In fact, I did. Harry, Draco, Hermione, Pansy, Ron, Blaise, Luna, Goyle, Neville, and Theodore Nott go to a pub. In various combinations. 

The Problem with Eggnog, Uncommon Thoughts, and Sharing a Bed with Sirius Black: Complete, rated E, 3k

In which Sirius is possibly naked, and Remus' mind is not the safest place to be.

*Necessary Supplies: Complete, rated E, 4k

In which James is a menace, there is a problem with the plan, and a misunderstanding results in awkwardness and boyfumbling.

*For Whom the Pants Toll: Complete, rated T, 5k