Jul 24
Wednesday: I would gladly die for you, Enid.
Enid: Thatβs great and all, but would you gladly dye for me?
Wednesday: *stares at Enidβs armload of hair-dying supplies*
Wednesday: You do recall that I am exceptionally allergic that particular brand of dye, correct?
Enid: Yeah, but I thought youβd have more fun if thereβs the very real risk of your skin sloughing off. Itβll be kinda like your uncleβs story about breaking into a bank vault using only a barrel of acid.
Wednesday: Thatβs how Uncle Fester lost his last remaining fingerprints.
Enid: Exactly! Nowβs your chance to start losing yours.
Wednesday:
Enid: *hopeful smile*
Wednesday: β¦Keep the gloves. Hand me the rest.
Enid: π₯°
