EverythingIsAlreadyTaken

Sure, parents shouldn’t have their favourites, but…

Thanks for the tag @carnivaley @saylofwaterdeep @fireflyeyes and @dynamicducks 💕 - I picked my ongoing current longfics!

Nocturnal Postulations, the parentified eldest daughter who has been forgotten about because she can take care of herself for long periods of time. Very aware that her mom’s (author’s) attention is taken up by her younger siblings.

You’ve Got Gale: My favourite, funnier miniature version of myself. Is about to go off to university to study literature just to shit talk the way men write women. Has daddy issues.

Memento Amori; the sulky youngest child who has just discovered the Brontë sisters and massive amounts of eyeliner. Thinks she was born in the wrong era. Spends a lot of time staring out of car windows pretending she’s in a music video from the early 00’s

Bowie stupidly emerging from the laundry hamper after a NINE HOUR kip because i said the word dinner. To my HUMAN FAMILY!!