Stay Gold, Phonyboy

Let’s say your matrilineal line is fairly consistent and everyone has their daughter at 25. So four women in your matrilineal line are born every hundred years. In a thousand years, that’s only 40 women. Like the math is so simple and yet ? You don’t think about it. So in 2000 years, 80 women. So basically, 0 AD started roughly about 80 mothers ago. That’s it.

dude. if you haven’t hugged a stuffed animal in a while i think you should go do it, it’s so comforting bro

there are literally so many books in the world and they just keep writing more and i’ll never be able to read them all. devastating i feel like throwing up

most important members of society are illustrators for children's books

i do a lot for the cause of women's rights everyday just by virtue of being smarter and funnier than guys and not shaving

listen, i dont care what you think. those women singing to me on the rocks are beautiful and im going to see them

sometimes it's just you and your garlic bread against the world

[on date] *winks flirtily* and btw i am soooo haunted by the ghosts of my past mistakes and how preventable their consequences were. do you want me carnally

I am, as the novelists say, in need of seaside air

your honor, in my defense: who cares like omfggggggggg who cares???????????? like. come On

@pothoslesbian

Taking a brief pause to just say my heart is with the people of Ukraine right now, and I wish all of you well.