911…id like to report something she did Operator: what she do? Me:…that

dancing bees young and sweet only seven bees

male trader joe’s cashiers are the only men who have unlearned toxic masculinity

you ok babe? you've barely blasted your baja...

I don't know what it says about my current mental state that I am laughing uncontrollably at this

who cares if i want to mentally live in my daydream universe while i physically rot away. that's my business

I’m doing hot girl shit. *stares at the dark in my room with no thoughts like a blood-sniffing shark*

i havent had a crush on anyone irl in such a long time i cant tell if it’s a blessing and im at #peace or im just dead inside

this website was a mistake