para hoy!

i told my dad the joke “dad jokes are just mom jokes that a man repeated louder” and he thought it was hilarious. he turned to my mother, intending to relay the joke to her, and a bare second after he opened his mouth i watched it dawn on his face that he was about to become the subject of the joke. when i tell you that man was slackjawed as he turned back to me, like he had an entire life altering realization in the span of about 20 seconds.

is pepsi ok

‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity

‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi

when you get tired from this world come and fall in my arms

not to flirt or anything, but i’d educate myself on your interests just so we could talk about them.

One of my many love languages..

let me be intense about u bro

i promise you it’s always gonna be the little things for me

to be soft with someone and not regret it