final fantasy incorrect quotes

Squall: *reading* Myxine Circifrons.

Lightning: *sighs* Can I be frank with you, guys?

Tidus: Of course! But I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.

Zidane: I prefer Lightning, though.

Vaan: Can I still be Vaan???

Ace: Shh, guys. Let Frank speak.

Noctis: Okay, I just realized how bad that sounds. For the record, I had a nosebleed, I’m not a serial killer.

Zidane: We all know that's not quite true.

Lightning: Hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood, just so you know.

Terra: Do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would dissolve their blood and kill them?

Vaan: Why?

Zidane: I haven't died yet.

Zidane and Squall: *mumbles*

Terra: You know, this is worse than when you punched through that vending machine.

Onion Knight: He’ll probably make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

[several explosions and buildings on fire]

Y'shtola:

Terra: So how was your day, guys?

Zidane: We almost got surprise adopted!

Lightning: What?

Squall: We almost got kidnapped.

Terra: Oh, okay.

Cloud:

Zidane: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Cecil: Wasn't Bartz with you?

Tidus: Terra... Vaan and I tried to make ramen in the coffee machine, and now is all broken.