peaches and meme

first mammoth to get hit with a spear mustve been like actually fuck you for real

goodbye mario

Yay ❤️ Pale horse reveals omen

I use my birth name at chick fil a because it feels right

i’ve decided to completely dedicate myself to symbols and patterns

blows my nose and a huge rubbery block of snot plops onto the table

debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"

2008 Honda Civic with the bumper sticker "My other ride is a 2007 Honda Civic"

(to the tune of mary had a little lamb): mary had a little lamb

You think we’re joking but we are really actually in the post mines mining for posts

okay okay i can close some tabs i don't need this google image search of "pear trees"....well you never know actually

had a dream that there was this new tiktok trend called "scrubbing" where people would take images of fictional characters and put them in images of bathtubs and drag around transparent pngs of soap and brushes with their tiktok art tablets and like liquify tool their hair down to mimic giving them a shower. and people would get into flamewars in the comments of every single video over the types of soap they picked and if the images had decently removed backgrounds and if they got soap in their eyes. and it got onto the news because it turned out everyone doing the trend was doing it compulsively like they physically couldn't stop and each video was a solid few minutes long because they were just collectively obsessively recording themselves fake-showering these fictional characters and arguing about it online

for the record I have never used tiktok and like explicitly in the dream I learned about it secondhand from a discord server so there's that also which is funny I think

much like the minotaur I am a creature in some sort of situation