trans-europe express

i know a guy who’s bought in entirely to microsoft’s ecosystem. he’s got a windows 10 computer, windows phone, uses microsoft edge, and has bing as his main search engine. he refers to looking things up on the internet as ‘binging’ it. very surreal, never met anyone else like that

that was the devil

…… @thatbastardbassist what is this.

The “I am a horse” starter pack, Sath.

But..*there’s a frustrated noise*

*he chuckles* But what?

*She can’t seem to find the right words, so instead Sathire just mumbles something intelligible*

You want some Starbucks, then? *he puts an arm around her*

*The demoness makes a disgruntled face* What, so they can write horse on it? No thank-you. *She leans into Murdoc*

Dear, you’re… *he sighs, kissing her forehead* You’re adorable, ya’know?

im typing this from my ps4

why are you on tumblr stupid bitch idiot play parappa remastered

killed this fucking goofester

i’m a grower not a show-er what do this mean u might ask? means my peepee dumb small when it’s soft but when i get hard my shit bigger than your feet anyway the upside to this? no one ever expects how big i get when i’m hard it’s like “dam i ain’t even notice u got a big ass dick boy” the downside? if i get pantsed in public i immediately have to start jacking off before i pull my pants back up in order to get hard if not everyone will think i’m packing chicken nugget when in reality im not vegan but i brought the cucumber with me

why is this formatted like a poem

Because it is one

THIS IS THE QUALITY POETRY WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR