Radom Shit

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek

Me when i ban the Haitian team uniforms for veing too political but then i pull this shit

Was this before or after the IOF literally killed the entire team

P1ss Angel

God I really cannot express how much I despise the UK government for their impending social media ban for under-16s

hearing someone you love laugh is? easily one of the best things on earth

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

same but it's black people

That's right

you want to be good and hold it for us, don’t you, darling? you don’t need the bathroom tonight. your bladder can hold all your drinks inside, hold it all just like it’s supposed to. of course it can. your bladder’s going to be nice and obedient, just like the rest of you. isn’t that right, sweetheart? 

a woman rubbing my clit as i'm gaming, slowly at first. i try to remain focused, but it gets harder by the second. she whispers to me “everytime you die, i'll edge you for another fifteen minutes.” her fingers move faster, and tease my entrance. at this point i'm sweaty, hips bucking, seeking more contact. “dumb little puppy, you know i'm the one who's in charge,” she smirks, and moves her fingers lightly. “please, ma’am,” i whine with desperation. suddenly, i can feel my hole tightening around two fingers, the abrupt fullness makes me cry. i know i'll be screaming in pain, but it'll feel so damn good.

reblog to give yourself a large fucking tail

GIVE. NOW.

IS THIS A PROMISE

smoking that strain of weed that makes you wanna beg a lesbian to put a baby inside you

making out with someone with a full bladder? holding their crotch for them?? teasing and giggling at them for whimpering and grinding up against your hand??? THE LITTLE SQUEAK AGAINST YOUR LIPS WHEN THEY END UP LEAKING AND THEIR FACE GETTING ALL HOT AND PINK???? HELLO?????

happy pride month for it/its users, polyamorous people, xenogenders, non-transitioning trans people, and other "weird" identities. btw

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw