Ask Phineas and Ferb!

so ferb was having a love problem, and with him and phineas being nine i figure the only “love problems” they can have are getting together, going on dates, and breaking up

the former two already happened so naturally i’m worried

BUT THEN THIS

WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE NINE YEARS OLD

but it’s my otp so fine. whatever. go nuts, ferb

the amusement part. go ride the ferris wheel and ASK YOUR NINE-YEAR-OLD STEPBROTHER FOR HIS HAND IN MARRIAGE

YES YOU LOOK STUPID

YOU’RE NINE

I’M GOING TO GET ARRESTED FOR THIS

WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME TO DO THIS HE CAN’T THINK OF THE SAME THING FOR MORE THAN TWO SECONDS

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT

so they go to the amusement park and my first few screenshots are of the wrong screen because i always forget i have to change buttons when they change screens

me too ferb. me too.

phineas, in his innocence, agrees.

ferb is trying to get deep. still nine years old.

phineas still isn’t sure what the fuck is going on

HERE WE GO

CLUELESS

see this? i only have one heart. i should have three. 

PHINEAS WAS THINKING OF BIRDS TWO FUCKING TIMES WHEN I TRIED TO CLICK FERB’S FACE IN HIS THOUGHT BUBBLE. IT JUST SWITCHED TO FUCKING BIRDS TWO TIMES I WISH I’D GOTTEN SCREENSHOTS HE WAS JUST LIKE “SHIT DAWG CHECK OUT THOSE BIRDS”

anyway

YOU’RE NINE

[trying to make sense of this]

YES. THE BEST DAY EVER. TRULY

YOU’RE BOTH NINE

i missed a few more screens because i forgot about the buttons again but basically ferb thanked me. phineas has gone mute

oh thank god you’ve acknowledged this

…and then he asked me to spray them both with MAGIC ADULT SPRAY SO THEY COULD GET MARRIED (i was too in shock to capture it, the  yes/no option was on the screen before i could process what this child just asked me)

FINE, I SAY, IN THE NAME OF MY OTP. FINE. THIS IS SOMETHING YOU WOULD DO ANYWAY.

NO, FERB, I AM GOING TO HELL.

YES WE’RE JUST MAKING AN ATTEMPT HERE. THERE IS SOME POSSIBILITY THAT THE MAGIC SPRAY WILL LET US DOWN AND LEAVE YOU IN THE BODY OF A CHILD WITH THE FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITIES OF AN ADULT.

NOTHING WRONG HERE

YEP OK THEY JUST MAGICAL-GIRL-TRANSFORMED TO SLIGHTLY TALLER VERSIONS OF THEMSELVES

SUPER HAPPY ABOUT IT

YEP

WE’VE ESTABLISHED THIS. YOU JUST THREW AWAY THE REST OF YOUR CHILDHOOD FOR THE SAKE OF MARRIAGE. TRAGIC YET NOT UNFAMILIAR.

oh no they’re cute

we’re in deep now

god ferb looks great. i always knew he’d get married in a dress

phineas why didn’t you comb your hair you piece of garbage

in attendance from left to right:

me, carmelita fox, mabel pines, mik, luigi, silver mist (devot’s ponysona as a person, married to me), devot, pendleton might (my ponysona as a person, married to devot)

i apologize for candace and the boys’ friends not being here, they haven’t been added yet because i need everyone to get together with WHO I WANT THEM WITH AND NOBODY ELSE

i hope mabel catches it

ARE YOU KIDDING ME