Acquiring the Biggest Belly

POV: You’re about to eat what amounts to not enough pizza and will crave more even though you can’t see past your gut. 🍕🍕🍕

👀 ya know, my fave part of a gut is probably the overhang. A big, meaty slab of beef.

👀 Can we agree that a handful of gut is simply not enough? 😤

👀 Gotta love having a belly that peeks out of shirts. The best fit. 🎉

A mountain of gut counts as a landscape photo, right? 🏔

I just think a robe looks better with a huge ass gut spilling out of it. 😤

Increase the h e f t. 😤

Just keep eating until it bursts is my go-to motto. 😅

There’s just something about a big fat gut that gets bigger and rounder as it gets stuffed that gets me going idk

It’s pretty hot lately, so it’s a good thing this tanktop still fits just fine. I wonder why people keep looking at my gut though. 🤔

Fuckin woof dude 😩😮‍💨 ate so much I nearly burst. Gut looked insane. Roommate thought so too and took some pics.

😮‍💨 urf, that’s a lot of gut that needs rubbin.

There is no such thing as “too much pizza.” 😮‍💨🍕

Idk it looks like I’ve got a pretty good pillow built in. 👀 Perfect for napping on. Can fit multiple heads.

Dang, this shirt makes my gut look thicc af. 👀 Oh, wait. That’s just my fat.

It’s not a beach bod unless you have a beach ball, right? 👀 An overinflated beach ball…

Working hard on my dad gut vibes. 👀 Gotten to the point where a 6 pack of beers is nothing for this tank.