it's K@ yall

That one person you follow that you think is too big anf cool to follow you back despite the fact she's literally also just a girl who tumblr posts on her stinky bed like you.

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages

Reblogging this while biting someone and shaking my head the whole time to rend flesh

Intersex I hardly know h- wait no that doesn’t work

Im proudly intersex!! Love to see my bad sense on humor representing us

sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

at my local thrift warehouse where nothing’s priced and you make an offer on all the stuff you find. well i told the person at the register i’m on a budget and didn’t know if i could afford a rug i wanted and asked what they’d take for it and without missing even half a beat they said “how about a cup of blood?” then they started hopping up and down like a cheerleader and said “cup! of! blood!”

we settled on seventeen dollars cash.

and i feel like john travolta