Gotta Blast

BEGONE

THOT

I. May have drawn a thing.

A Sinful thing.

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It was only a study how did it end up like this

-9:49pm-

Just Gals Being Pals

acid: oh my god I cannot believe??????

high af: why what happened

Boo bitch: ALL HAIL AIZAWA OUR KING

acid: WE STAN

AirPods: do my eyes deceive me?? Have we been blessed this day????

high af: GUYS WTF

ragtime gal: yea I’d also like to know what happened

Rich Bitch: The perv was expelled!!!

high af: YO WHAT

ragtime gal: really???

acid: WE ARE F R E E

AirPods: I’m gonna scream from the rooftops HELL YEAH

Boo bitch: HELL YEAH

high af: HELL YEAH

acid: HELL YEAH

We Are Number One (aye)

Rich Bitch: I was told to tell everyone that Mineta has been expelled

midoriNyah: Good

acid: WOOOOOO YEA BABY IS THIS WHAT GOD FEELS LIKE

high af: SAME GIRL

ice ice baby: shame I didn’t witness it

Turbo: It is a shame that such talent was squandered! But to actually break into Yamomo’s room? Despicable

midoryNyah: shame I didn’t get to beat his ass before he left :/

Pichu: Midoriya???

midoryNyah: :)

Pichu: jesus

KING: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE SCREAMING

acid: PURPLE PERV IS GONE

Boo bitch: GET GOT BITCH

KING: hallelujah

baby!shark: I feel kinda bad for him :(

baby!shark: I mean nobody really liked him

acid: kiri I love you but pls Shut The Fuck Up :)

midoryNyah: :)

baby!shark: bakubro come pick me up I’m scared

KING: die

spidersona: guys get over here the girls are goin WILD in the common room

Pichu: is there alcohol

Pichu: weed

spidersona: somehow both n honestly I don’t know where they came from

Turbo: I cannot condone such activities in the dorms!!!

Pichu: AKFJFKSKDD OH MY GOD IS THAT AIZAWA

spidersona: WHAT WHERE

spidersona: oh my god

spidersona: he’s just standing in the corner sipping from a solo cup that just appeared from nowhere im w hee zin g

Turbo: Wait What?!

acid: WE STAN OUR K I N G

high af: ALL HAIL

Boo bitch: ALL HAIL

midoryNyah: ALL HAIL

diddy kong: what the hell did I miss

KING: all hail fucker

-8:28am-

acid: I feel

acid: like Death

high af: ugh don’t talk my head hurt

acid: bitch I’m texting

high af: shut

Turbo: This is why you cannot throw parties in the dorms and get “wasted” on a school night!

high af: Iida hun ily but Go Die

acid: u can’t say shit aizawa was there which means we had permission and were supervised

Rich Bitch: As much as I hate to admit it Iida they have a point

Turbo: I

Turbo: alright

Just Gals Being Pals

acid: holy shit Momo that was amazinf

AirPods: I cant believe you finessed iida

ragtime gal: honestly Im impressed

Boo bitch: Bitch u made the beer n weed wtf

Rich Bitch: who me? Break the rules to get drunk because I couldn’t justify killing a fellow student? Ludacris

Rich Bitch: :)

AirPods: mark me down as scared and horny

It’s ya boi gremlin with a quick life update:

So I got my very first commission (yay!!!) and I need to get that finished up, and with the move to Everything Online All The Time I’ve been trying to settle into a new routine

Which sucks ass btw (shout out to fellow adhd peeps who suffer from “outta sight outta mind”)

Anywho, once that commission is done I’ll actually post things again,,,,,like the chat fic

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*nervously looks at half planned out art for the bkdk kids book looming in the corner*

*nervously looks at midoryNyah au and ml!bkdk au*

Absolutely no one:

In this Deku ends up getting his quirk at 5, waking up one day to discover cat ears and a tail

*bursts throuh door* “MOM HOLY FUCK”

Excited, he runs to tell Kacchan “look look! I have a quirk!!!” but Kacchan doesn’t think it’s that impressive. Definitely not cute at all....SHUT UP DEKU

As he grows Deku gets more and more cat-like tendencies (the day he woke up from a nap at school with a ‘mrrrp?’ was the day Kacchan died) but doesn’t really have claws or fangs or anything, making him still seem useless to everyone. He still gets picked on by Kacchan but it’s less bullying and more ‘I have a crush and I don’t know how to emote anything other than anger’

Inko is a little more protective of her baby in this au bc a kitten can easily be killed (deep down....she wishes Izuku had remained quirkless)

All this means that Izuku sees his quirk as useless cuz what’s the point of having a quirk if he can’t use it to help people?

So the day he gets attacked by the sludge villain, he still asks all might “CAN I BE A HERO EVEN IF MY QUIRK IS USELESS?”

Listen, I love Toshiniri but that boi needs a good smack for replying the way he did the hypocrite 

A little heart broken, Deku wanders until he finds the sludge villain attacking “Kacchan!?” and something within our resident sunshine child s n a p s

a small, cute cat boy charges toward the villian, every step landing harder than the last, until he hunches forward on front legs that don’t look human anymore, tail lengthening behind him and head bowed

The blur of green and black barrels though the villain, landing with the kid in his jaws. He carries him like a mother cat would her kitten over to a wall, stand over his rescue, and Roars

Crouched over the no longer captured boy, is a large panther

Or well, a panther-like werecreature

All might comes in and captures the villain again, and the other heroes try to get close to the two boys(?) but pause at the low, terrifying growling that starts up

“Deku u shit nerd I’m fine lemme go already! Shit”

Deku chirps at Kacchan before giving him a quick nuzzle, a little too feral to understand that he can step down now

Kacchan bullies his way up and away, leaving a pouting and whining werepanther trailing after him

After a while, Deku finally calms down enough to change back, only kinda remembering what happened (Kacchan is embarrassed that his crush THE SHITNERD had to rescue him. Him! There’s no way in fuck he’s gonna explain shit to the idiot)

Toshinori still offers one for all to Deku who still accepts it then idk something else