Be Gay, (don’t) Do Crime
-9:49pm-
Just Gals Being Pals
acid: oh my god I cannot believe??????
high af: why what happened
Boo bitch: ALL HAIL AIZAWA OUR KING
acid: WE STAN
AirPods: do my eyes deceive me?? Have we been blessed this day????
high af: GUYS WTF
ragtime gal: yea I’d also like to know what happened
Rich Bitch: The perv was expelled!!!
high af: YO WHAT
ragtime gal: really???
acid: WE ARE F R E E
AirPods: I’m gonna scream from the rooftops HELL YEAH
Boo bitch: HELL YEAH
high af: HELL YEAH
acid: HELL YEAH
We Are Number One (aye)
Rich Bitch: I was told to tell everyone that Mineta has been expelled
midoriNyah: Good
acid: WOOOOOO YEA BABY IS THIS WHAT GOD FEELS LIKE
high af: SAME GIRL
ice ice baby: shame I didn’t witness it
Turbo: It is a shame that such talent was squandered! But to actually break into Yamomo’s room? Despicable
midoryNyah: shame I didn’t get to beat his ass before he left :/
Pichu: Midoriya???
midoryNyah: :)
Pichu: jesus
KING: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE SCREAMING
acid: PURPLE PERV IS GONE
Boo bitch: GET GOT BITCH
KING: hallelujah
baby!shark: I feel kinda bad for him :(
baby!shark: I mean nobody really liked him
acid: kiri I love you but pls Shut The Fuck Up :)
midoryNyah: :)
baby!shark: bakubro come pick me up I’m scared
KING: die
spidersona: guys get over here the girls are goin WILD in the common room
Pichu: is there alcohol
Pichu: weed
spidersona: somehow both n honestly I don’t know where they came from
Turbo: I cannot condone such activities in the dorms!!!
Pichu: AKFJFKSKDD OH MY GOD IS THAT AIZAWA
spidersona: WHAT WHERE
spidersona: oh my god
spidersona: he’s just standing in the corner sipping from a solo cup that just appeared from nowhere im w hee zin g
Turbo: Wait What?!
acid: WE STAN OUR K I N G
high af: ALL HAIL
Boo bitch: ALL HAIL
midoryNyah: ALL HAIL
diddy kong: what the hell did I miss
KING: all hail fucker
-8:28am-
acid: I feel
acid: like Death
high af: ugh don’t talk my head hurt
acid: bitch I’m texting
high af: shut
Turbo: This is why you cannot throw parties in the dorms and get “wasted” on a school night!
high af: Iida hun ily but Go Die
acid: u can’t say shit aizawa was there which means we had permission and were supervised
Rich Bitch: As much as I hate to admit it Iida they have a point
Turbo: I
Turbo: alright
Just Gals Being Pals
acid: holy shit Momo that was amazinf
AirPods: I cant believe you finessed iida
ragtime gal: honestly Im impressed
Boo bitch: Bitch u made the beer n weed wtf
Rich Bitch: who me? Break the rules to get drunk because I couldn’t justify killing a fellow student? Ludacris
Rich Bitch: :)
AirPods: mark me down as scared and horny
Rich Bitch: ;)
