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why are birds so cursed

@elodieunderglass

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

this speaks to me.

Scientifically, it’s because sleeping in a cooler environment (freezing cold room) and also sleeping under some physical pressure (blankets) - especially of you have anxiety and/or insomnia - is actually the most ideal sleeping condition.

My life

#wow it’s nice to be scientifically validated

AND sticking your nose out from under the blankets to feel that cold air while the rest of your body is warm and comfy !

Like literally cocooning yourself in blankets so that there is like a three-inch hole around your nose and mouth so you can breathe the good Cold Airs and everything else is covered.

Team “I can hear the near silent hum of electrical appliances and the bubbles fizzing in the can of soda on the coffee table, but can’t watch tv without subtitles and processes conversation at ¼ speed”

Team “I can hear the near silent hum of electrical appliances and the bubbles fizzing in the can of soda on the coffee table, but can’t watch tv without subtitles and processes conversation at ¼ speed”

this website pisses me off, everyones always like “space is so cool!” not its not, space is bullshit and i hate everything about it, i genuinely just saw the phrase “a black hole with a mass two billion times the mass of the sun” im so pissed off, shut the fuck up, dont patronise me scientists you know i dont know what the fuck that means, my sad little brain cant comprehend the mass of one sun let alone two fucking billion, i cant even count past 10 without getting confused and youre out here talking about the mass of two billion fucking suns, shut the hell up. and dont even get me started about black holes or the expansion of the universe because thats another two seperate rants entierly. oh and apparently theres a planet made of ice except the ice is also on fire??? yeah sure fucking thing, scientists. and this is just the shit i know about. i purposely dont research space because it pisses me off so much, god knows what other fucking bullshit exists out there that ive yet to read a fucking wikipedia article about. i dont think space is real, literally everything about space is so fucking fake, this is just some elaborate fucking practicle joke. two billion times the mass of the sun, fuck you

Why do trans women always get blamed when formerly “female” products or spaces get turned to gender neutral or whatever, like radfems getting mad at trans women for some reason for the female symbol being removed from menstrural products.... trans women aren’t the ones that is supposed to be for you know...... not saying there is anything wrong with that symbol getting removed because there isnt...... like the people advocating for things advertised towards women to be gender neutral are transmasc people. trans women uh, actively want to be referred to as women. I feel like that should be obvious.

LGBT stands for Lets Guillotine Billionaires Together

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

this speaks to me.

Scientifically, it’s because sleeping in a cooler environment (freezing cold room) and also sleeping under some physical pressure (blankets) - especially of you have anxiety and/or insomnia - is actually the most ideal sleeping condition.

My life

#wow it’s nice to be scientifically validated

AND sticking your nose out from under the blankets to feel that cold air while the rest of your body is warm and comfy !

Like literally cocooning yourself in blankets so that there is like a three-inch hole around your nose and mouth so you can breathe the good Cold Airs and everything else is covered.

Sorry, I could never be a capitalist, I suffer from “wanting humans to have their basic needs met” disorder, where I care about people who aren’t me.

why are birds so cursed

@elodieunderglass

this feeling is so real

I have no idea what emotion this is conveying but I feel it in my soul

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#’you have told me this at least a dozen times already’ - actual canon reply by lucius

Is there a link to proof…

(it’s not actually canon)

please tell me you’re not using this to ship Harry and Draco. They are fucking twelve in this scene, as it is from the SECOND book.

*exasperated sigh* I never answer to the 100k replies on this post, however ignorant and annoying they might be, but you take the cake so I’m gonna drag your ass all over town Every single relationship in Harry Potter series begins when they are 11/12 years old. It’s a book about children growing up. Ginny, who grows up to have Harry’s three children, is canonically 10 when she falls in love with him. No one saw it as creepy; in fact, it’s treated more like proof that it’s True Love. Same with Ron and Hermione, etc. Yet when queer people who also grew up on these books apply the same logic to same sex relationships, suddenly it’s not okay, and why is that? Why did you turn an innocent post which states nothing besides an implied possibility that 12 year old Draco had a crush on Harry into something creepy, immoral, to be ashamed of discussing? Why do YOU sexualize queer youth, deny them an innocent childhood and first love, imply that there is something inherently ~adult~ (aka sexual) in it? Guess fucking what, 12 year old queer people exist, and on behalf of my 12 yo self and every other child who was told they are creepy and need help when they admitted to liking someone of their gender, who were told they were too young to have these feelings, yet that they already should start hiding them and be ashamed, all while their peers with het crushes got cheered and supported, you take your homophobia disguised as moralistic high horse and shove it up your ass please and thank you

I’m not really a Drarry shipper but I’m slowly learning how ships like drarry and wolfstar were important for queer youth growing up with Harry Potter. And I’ve witnessed the homophobic and hypocritical “They’re just kids! They’re too young to be gay/bi/trans/etc. They’re too young to even know about these things! Stop sexualizing these characters and being inappropriate uwu!!!” response in so many fandoms to the simple suggestion that a kid character might have a crush on another kid of the same gender. People need to stop pretending that LGBTQ kids don’t exist and that they aren’t as equally innocent and normal as their heterosexual counterparts.

I'm going to reblog this a million times so be it

#i love how they give up on the dumb gimmick and just make her do increasingly inane trick shots