Your Rotted Corpse

literally i dont give a fuck about prom unless registeel is going

if the heavens ever did squeak, she's the last true mouse piece

Lowkey we should create a giant manmade blood device to attract ticks away from humans and its a giant blood container that pumps like a heart and emits phermones that attract ticks and mosquitos and we should call it Mother

why ppl leave things in jesus hands knowing he got holes in them, is beyond me

Peak Dragon Age player experience is rewriting canon in your worldstate regardless of what the game says.

Im not feeling good i probably gonna die from it

no more phone calls

Ive never met a girl more vulnerable to horse archers

are you in a good headspace to receive the fealty of the orc lords