be a little possessive of me, i like it. be a little jealous. tell me how that feels. tell me what that makes you want to do.

This is gonna be the phone in bed that saves me

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

it’s crazy how a double bacon cheeseburger is probably the single healthiest thing a human can eat

This princess forgot about super glue

sorry i am a dumb bitch

A cozy comfy heavy cuddle session right now

can i come over and lick your himalayan salt lamp

hey kids did you know that computers didn't used to automatically connect to the internet. it used to make this screaming noise. we should have listened.

somebody fuck me so hard i know without a doubt im desired. somebody force me to keep eye contact while they praise me til they know for sure i believe it. somebody hold me and kiss me as i come down.. fall asleep with me in your arms.. smile at me when you wake so i know it was more than just my body that led you here..