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Nom nom nom nom nom by Pullip au sucre ♥ on Flickr.

It’s august, so you know what that means ! 

MY SCHOOL IS HOLDING PRISONERS OF WAR

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why I’ve been single for so long.

The scariest part of Halloween is how anatomically incorrect these decorations are.

“BECAUSE I DO WHAT I WANT”

Head of a Skeleton with Lit Cigarette Vincent van Gogh 1886

THIS IS GENERAL DRYBONES IN CALIFORNIA THE FUCKBOIS THEYRE EVERYWHERE THEYVE CAPTURED AND KILLED SO MANY OF US WEVE RUN OUT OF MILK IN MOST CAMPS WE WERE AMBUSHED THIS MORNING GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ITS ALL GONE TO SH–

skeletons

Don’t forget to check back in the morning cuz the queue goes all night! Don’t miss nothin