paths that lead home

The most interesting question you can ask about any character is not what do they want. it's what do they believe they deserve. because those two things are almost never the same and the gap between them is where your entire story lives. a person can want love completely and believe they don't deserve it and that belief will destroy every good thing that comes toward them in ways they won't even notice they're doing. write the gap. the gap is the character.

Fanfiction is cool because you get to learn what other people's parents taught them the hymen is like

I know that I had somewhat unusually comprehensive sex ed but it still surprises me every time I'm reminded that some people genuinely think that losing your virginity is a capri sun kind of situation.

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

literally one of the most normal things you can do is be born in the 90s

Trust me bro dry humping just elevates the hang-out experience you gotta believe me man

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

nice outfit dude LOL. legolas called. apparently they're taking the hobbits somewhere really crazy

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

No summer travel is complete without getting screwed over by Deutsche Bahn.

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

U dont understand i had to write the first 70,000 words because if i didnt the sex wouldnt be as perilous or emotionally fraught. Which is the POINT.