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Camboy!Jack, who is using it to pay his way through medical school.
It wasn't his first choice, but his parents cut him off when he came out, and he refused to join the army like his Dad kept pressuring him, too.
He's good at it, though, and there's this one viewer who might be his favorite. He's the sweetest in the comments, tips the highest, and always pays for private chats even if Jack is too tired to do more than jerk off.
Robby is chief of emergency medicine at PTMC.
He works too much, has very little free time, and every relationship he's ever had ends before it even begins.
So, on nights when he can't sleep or is is wired tight — he goes online.
Live cams are new to him, a little odd but he enjoys the interaction.
Finding JockRabbit was just a stroke of luck (pun intended)
Does he feel pervy watching this kid who can't be any older than 21 making doe eyes at the camera with his dick in his hand? Kind of.
But those eyes? Curls? That mouth?
Robby's never come harder than when JockRabbit winks at camera and thanks him for the tip.
So twice a week, Robby settles into his favorite pastime. Watches JockRabbit get off for an hour, then pays for a private show until the boy is sleepy and saying good night.
Then cleans off and goes to sleep.
Its a steady routine.
A little fucked up
But a routine none the less
One morning, Dana wrangles him before he slips into a trauma to remind him of the new set of med students.
"They’re a little late today, but they'll be here soon."
"Great. Lemme know when they are." He gives her a thumbs up then dives right in.
He's elbows deep in a trauma, ordering the room at large what to do.
An eager shadow slides next to him, hovering as he explains how to intubate.
"Then pull." He leans back, letting the patient head drop, "Thats how you intubate."
"That was amazing."
Robby's heart stops. His blood runs cold.
Standing beside him in a pair of black scrubs, gloved hands clasped together, hazel eyes bright with wonder is the star of everyone of Robby's filthy fantasies.
"Uh-"
"Hi, Jack Abbot. MS-3. Nurse Evans sent me in here. I'm excited to be working with you, Dr. Robinavitch."
He's even more beautiful in person.
"Robby." He snaps.
Jack's eyes widen, "Uh-"
Robby clears his throat, "Sorry, Robby. You can call me Dr. Robby "
Jack's weary expression shifts into glee, he holds his gloved hand out and grins, "Pleasure to meet you Dr. Robby."
When Robby peers into the bedroom, the sight nearly melts his fucking heart.
Jack is properly out like a light, head tilted back- not to the side- so his breath catches in soft little snores. The huffs of air catching Dennis' fur on his ears and making it flutter a little.
Dennis isn't asleep though, he's curled up around Jack but propped up on one elbow so he can peer at his sleeping face. Not that Robby blames him, he too has been enchanted one too many times by the softness that settles on the features of a sleeping Jack.
He leans against the doorframe and watches as Dennis' ears perk up at a particularly loud snore, tilting his head to the side and then back as his ears flop. He grins into his hand as he ties not to laugh, letting it go on for a while before Dennis lift his hand and looks like he's gonna touch Jack's face.
"Den," he whispers, low enough that Jack won't wake, and the boy freezes.
Slowly, he turns to Robby with a sheepish grin.
Robby nods his head up and back, and Dennis gently extricates himself from Jack, prying his sleeping hand away from his tail and padding over to Robby with a grin.
He puts a hand on Dennis' shoulder and leads him safely down the hallway before he asks, "what were you doing, hmm?"
Dennis yawns. "I woke up so was just watching him. He has freckles. I just wanted to touch one. Sorry."
"It's okay Den. Maybe we let him sleep a bit now though yeah? Wanna come hang out with me downstairs?"
"Yeah!"
"Good boy, come on then puppy."
Dennis flushes a wonderful pink and follows him without question downstairs. But when they get into the kitchen he starts to squirm, shifting on his little brand new socked feet.
"What's up pup?"
Dennis bites his lip, "do you wanna try it?"
"Try what?"
"The like, no-talking puppy stuff."
See, Michael knows that Jack thinks his desire to adopt a hybrid comes from the dog he nearly adopted as a child before his bubbe found it a new home with people who were much more equip to care for it. It had broken his little heart. He'd cried about it for days. He'd told Jack this story what- years ago- when they were both still fresh faced and laughing over beers, pretending not to be wildly attracted to each other. Jack's clearly remembered it, and when he pitched Robby the idea of adopting a hybrid together he'd seen the story reflected back at him in Jack's eyes.
Michael is happy to let him believe it.
Really though its all about devotion and control.
He loves Jack, more than anything, he'd be quite happy with Jack for the rest of their lives but …
It's just that he feels like his life is slipping by faster and faster, and he sees people die every single day, people with hopes and dreams and loves and untouched potential. People who probably never got to experience things in their lives that they wanted to try. Were too ashamed to try. Didn't have time to try before-
See, Michael has been thinking a lot about mortality since Adamson, in a way he knows scares Jack.
It's just that he doesn't want to die having never… it sounds stupid, even when he says it to himself. Having never fulfilled his fantasy of fucking a sweet omega hybrid? Fuck off Robinavitch. This is why, despite all Jack does to encourage him, he can't talk to Jack about this. Why he kept it not so successfully hidden from him for so long.
Worse, too, Michael thinks, because it's not even entirely sexual.
Devotion. Jack won't let him dote on him or baby him or coo and praise him. He'll try to an extent but that just isn't him, and Michael doesn't want to show his love to Jack that way. Not when he has a million better ways to show it that Jack is on board with. And Jack is devoted to him, too, but on a deeper level and sometimes… sometimes Michael lays in bed at night and thinks about what it would be like to have that in its base form.
The way a dog loves it's master. The way a hybrid might love him. The raw simplicity of it.
Devotion and-
This is why he can't just get a dog. Because it's also about control. And the control is sexual.
Michael is not unaware of his desire to take charge and lead. Would have been a piss poor career choice to go for the big job if he didn't. He, too, knows this desire has a tendency to leak like a dripping faucet into other aspects of his life.
In a way that sometimes makes him feel a little sick to his stomach, the way he wants to have a someone eat from the palm of his hand and squirm on his lap and tease them until they blink into subspace, all whiney and perfect and waiting with baited breath for his command. Jack bottoms, gets all bratty and desperate, but he never- he never just-
Michael loves the sex they have, the push and pull and the equality of it all. He'd be quite happy with Jack for the rest of his life. He would.
But as always Jack sees him, even when he doesn't want to be seen.
"Oh- " Robby stammers, cock twitching. "I think we should probably wait for Jack before we do anything um-"
Dennis flushes beet red and squirms. "Not that! Unless that's- I just meant- I guess I thought when it's gonna just be us that I would act like your puppy all the time even when were not doing sex stuff. Or?"
"I mean-" Robby rubs the back of his neck. "That is what I was thinking yeah."
Dennis nods, "Cool, yeah."
"Do you want to try it?"
He narrows his eyes as the kid avoids looking at him.
"I just…"
"You can tell me puppy, it's okay."
"I just don't want to mess up? Like maybe we do a trial run where- where I can still ask questions and you can tell me if you want something different. I want to be good."
Robby frowns, "puppy you are go-"
"I'm not though. I know I'm not. I was- sometimes I wish I was one of the hybrids who couldn't talk and then I wouldn't be so much trouble and everything would be simpler. I got in trouble a lot growing up Robby, I know I'm not good."
As he speaks, Dennis' ears slowly fold back against his head, and Robby's heart breaks for him. Maybe this is what Jack meant when he said he wanted a rescue. Maybe he knew that Robby's bleeding heart would have no defence against this.
"Okay pup, come on, lets go sit on the couch and have a little chat."
Dennis' ears flatten fully, and he follows Robby to the couch like he's walking to his own grave.
He sits the pup over his lap so his lets stretch across the cushions and runs a soothing hand through his hair and ears until the kid calms down a little.
"Dens, listen to me okay? This is all super fun and exciting right? But it's also new for all of us. Theres going to be stuff we don't get right, or we try and don't like, and all three of us can change our minds at any time yeah? That doesn't make us bad. Me and Jack, well we'd prefer if you didn't throw our things about, break our plates and glasses, chew on our furniture or pee on our clothes-"
Dennis takes the bait. "I would never do that."
"I know Dens, because you're such a good boy right?" He ruffles Dennis' hair. "Heres what I'm thinking, which mind you puppy, might change when we start doing this because I've never lived with a hybrid before either- what I'm thinking is that it would be really nice to come home to you baby, to give you a little cuddle and maybe play a little, actually play, make some dinner and we both eat- maybe I can feed you little bits and you can sit by me and take it from my fingers, cuddle up with me while we watch TV or I do admin work on my laptop, if you need anything you can paw at me or whine or bark and maybe it could be a fun little game for us both to figure out what you need? I want to give you what you need Dens. We can talk about the sexual stuff later with Jack but… none of that means you can't speak if you want to, or need to. I'm not- this isn't- I don't want that. I want you to want to be like that with me, it won't work if you don't and that's okay too. Is that something you… want?"
Dennis chews on his bottom lip. "Yeah, I really… I really want to try that. That sounds like… really good to me Robby."
"Yeah puppy?"
"Yeah. I was- I meant what I said before, I really like just being more like a proper hybrid? It's nice not to think simple sometimes."
Like a dumb little pup. He thinks, but doesn't say yet.
"Still wanna try it out? A little hybrid-" He waggles his eyebrows and Dennis puffs out a laugh, "-approach? How about until Jack wakes up, we give it a go and if you have any questions just speak up pup, and if either of us don't like anything we just say. A little trial run?"
"Could we-" Dennis stops again, and Robby waits patiently until he finds his words. "-maybe we could like. You've just adopted me right? We could play like you're- like I am one of the hybrids without speech capacity? For a little bit."
~
"Now puppy-"
Dennis is knelt in his kitchen, sat back on his heels and blinking up at Robby with the most adoring face he's ever seen, ears fully pricked up and waiting.
"- you've been a very good boy so far. I know you're desperate to explore, but if you keep being such a good boy for me I promise I'll give you a treat, would you like that hmm? Would you like that Dens?"
Dennis whines, following it up with a little excited yip as his tail swishes so hard it wiggles his body, just like at the store.
Robby feels like he's gonna fucking pass out. He feels like he's on the precipice of getting everything he's ever fucking wanted and he's not sure what he's done to deserve it. Like on his birthday, when his bubbe would hand him his carefully wrapped present and for a second before he unwrapped it, it could be any of the things he'd been too shy to hint at, because he wouldn't want to be trouble.
"Good boy. Here, you can have one now for sitting so good." The wiggles increase, and Dennis opens his mouth and carefully slips out his tongue.
His cock twitches as he places the gummy bear into Dennis' mouth, waiting until he closes and sucks at his fingers a little before pulling back. Dennis hums happily.
"That nice?" He ruffles Dennis' ears. "Come on let me show you the living room."
Because he hasn't got his collar on yet- Michael thought best to wait for Jack- he slows his walk and drops his hand to play with Dennis' hair as he crawls besides him. When they make it through, Dennis looks to the dog bed, back to Robby, then back the bed and lets out these puffy excited whining noises.
"Now what's all that about pup? Hmm? So dramatic. Go on then, go try your new bed."
Dennis yips and tumbles into it, rolling around and stretching and rubbing his face all over it. Scent is important for omega hybrids, Robby has read, especially dog-hybrids. So he comes over and plays with his boy, ruffling his ears and roughhousing him a little until he hopes both of their scents are on the fabric. Right up until Dennis gets real squirmy, rubbing his legs together and-
Ohhhh.
Robby narrows his eyes.
"Puppy are you getting excited?"
Dennis whines pitifully, looking up at Robby with big pitiful eyes.
"No puppy, we can't-" He's interrupted by a louder whine and the spreading of legs. "Dens, no. We have to wait for Jack."
Dennis pouts, looking ridiculously human when he does, and Robby is helpless to the laugh that bubbles out of him.
"Come sit between my legs like a good pup and you can have a treat."
Dennis contemplates this, but ultimately gives in and nods. Lovely.
"Okay pup stay- that's right, good boy, stay there-" he makes his way to the sofa and sits. "Okayyy- come! Come boy!"
And like a dream Dennis does, scrambling to him and nudging apart his legs to be able to sit on the floor between them, balancing his head on Robby's knee and peering up at him while his tail hits Robby's shin with each wag. He parts his little mouth, and FUCK does Robby wish the treat he could give him is his cock. Instead, he slips in another gummybear- green this time.
"A little treat for a good little boy. Now, see this?" He points to the couch. "You're only allowed up here when we- me or Jack- say okay puppy?"
Dennis pauses, blinking a little as he comes to. With two fingers he taps on Robby's knee and gently says his name. When Robby gives him the obvious all clear, he asks, "is that all the time? Or just when I'm like this?"
"Oh- oh just when you're like this. It's- we don't have to-"
"No I think its fun, I was just wonderin' is all."
"Okay then, sure, just when you're like this. I doubt Jack will do the same when its just you to though."
Dennis nods, and then gives a little huff of a bark, butting his head against Robby's knee.
"Okay, because it's new you can come up puppy, come on up you get, that's it, want to cuddle on my lap? Up puppy! Oh that's a god boy here have another treat."
Dennis hums happily around Robby's fingers, his tongue- slightly rougher than a humans- wiggles between Robby's fingers.
"Aren't you just the sweetest thing." He coos, pressing a kiss to Dennis' forehead and letting Dennis' suck on his fingers.
~
"Well, isn't this a lovely sight?" Jack mumbles from the doorway, his sleep soft eyes crinking when he yawns, ending it in a smile.
"Jack!" Dennis yips, completely forgetting, it seems, his promise to be quiet and trying to wiggle out of Robby's hold. He lets him, watching with delight as he bounds over to Jack and nearly knocks him sideways with the force at which he goes in for a hug.
Jack lets out a big old man huff.
"Woke up to see you'd snook out on me." He mumbles as he presses a kiss into the kids curls.
"Robby came and got me." Dennis says, snitch.
"Did he now?" He looks up at Jack, but Jack's eyes are filled to be brim with fondness. "Hope you didn't get up to too much fun without me?""
"Well," he drawls, watching Dennis tense up in Jack's arms. "He did get extra squirmy playing about in his little bed, but he was a good boy and waited for you."
"Oh really? Well I think we should reward such good behaviour don't you Robby?
He laughs, "oh yeah, start that positive reinforcement early!"
Hi Blue! I hope you’re doing well! I hope some pup!dennis and maybe some fauxcest can help!
pup!dennis where he is daddy and dads/sirs (whichever one for Jack, he switches) good boy and Jack and Robby having “dog dad” keychains and mugs and Dennis is just running around mortified most of the time when he hears their keychains clink (especially if he has a collar that locks and they each have a key on their keychains for his collar that they keep at all times) because it’s a constant reminder that he’s just their good puppy, but he does not need his coworkers catching on and all their coworkers confused because when the hell did the attending a get a dog and why is Dennis constantly red, but Robby and Jack love to tease him for his reactions to hearing the keychain because Jack will do shake his keys when he is saying bye to Robby and Dennis after handoff and then Robby shakes his keys at him when it’s time to leave at the end of the shift…. They do it just to watch the boy turn beet red and gets a glazed over look in his eyes… and they know they’ll have the best boy on their hands when they all get home tonight
I hope this makes sense!
Thank you - 🪿
SHAKING THE KEYS IS CRAZYYYYYY
I do think Jack is more brazen with it (he drives a Santa Fe I dont CAREEEEE) and talks openly about how messy his dog is, "I need more stimulating activities, he's always so excited and can't ever calm down" and makes Dennis squirm as he answers questions that coworkers ask him.
Robbby is...Robby is quietly alarming with it. Blink and you miss it type of teasing. Someone asks him if he's got any plans this weekend and he doesn't even bat an eye responding, "No, bad weather on the forecast. My pup doesn't like storms so we'll be at home." and Dennis kinda falters because a few people know he has aversions to storms, but not many. Or someone is asking about how the puppy phase is going bc they're thinking about getting a dog (Langdon is screaming don't do it in the background) and Robby says "Oh, I got lucky. My boy's never causing too much trouble. I could go without him licking me as much as he does"
(or alternatively "I could go without him peeing every time he gets so excited but you can't really blame the sweet thing")
No because puppy Dennis getting so excited when he hears their keys turning in the lock when he's been home alone. Those keys mean his daddy and dad are home and they're going to tell him that he's such a good boy and give him kisses and belly rubs and if he's exceptionally good he might even get something in his puppy parts.
So he just learns to associate those keys with meaning he's about to get showered in praise and affection and attention. That he's about to be reminded of whose good boy he is.
But on the flip side...oof bratty Dennis who has been having a very off day, hasn't been taking any breaks or checking in with his doms, purposefully having a little more bite behind his words. After a particularly nasty encounter or show of attitude, he's alone and trying to get some charting done. He hears those keys moving and glances over to see Robby or Jack casually tossing them up and down in the air, eyes on him, smiling at him with a little more intensity, something borderline scary, and it sends a shiver down his spine. Because he knows he's been caught and crossed a line and now he's going to be put right back into his place of being their perfect boy.
And because right next to the keychain and his collar key is the key for his cock cage and he knows he's about to have a very unpleasant night.
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aaaaok this has likelihood of being ooc so anything can be changed or shifted if you choose to respond!! I literally binged all your huckleabbot stuff today and it was so good i finally got the motivation to start the show so I haven’t observed them in the natural habitat yet
but i’ve thought all day about jack who likes control through conditioning so when they’ve agreed to the dynamic he starts slow and softer with helping dennis eat more, because he is absolutely a regular two-meal-skipper. bringing back snacks after his shift like a yogurt and a cup of fruit (that he might say were from the break room if pressed but these have never been offered to employees so is someone getting their yogurt stolen??) and placing them at the front of the fridge with dennis’ name scrawled on them. placing a granola bar in front of him with little to no mention of it, the mini boxes of cereal found tucked away with dennis’ actual groceries, a bowl of healthy-ish snacks randomly appears on abbot’s counter.
and dennis is maybe somewhat a doormat but he’s tried soft bratting against it. he’s simply not eaten it and gotten it handed to him the next day all the same, he’s started to rebuke but just been cut off with another verbal prod towards it before , and he knows how to get a confrontation started so one day he says “I know you’re trying to make me eat more.” and jack raises an eyebrow, probably gives the “are you dumb” look that absolutely smashes dennis’ focus as he simply replies “then why aren’t you?”
also yogurt was an example but i have now thought of jack helping by scooping yogurt onto his fingers and feeding it to dennis so i will be slinking away to my lair. and if you hear typing and giggling and twirling hair no you didn’t
the show is not. like it's not as gay as i make it out to be. sexually charged, yes, but the rest of it is me playing barbies
Jack is sooooo good at just calling Dennis out on his bullshit. He doesn't give him time to talk around it or make up excuses. He just calls Dennis out for doing the exact things he's not supposed to be doing.
"You're tired because you're spending your days off out on that farm instead of actually resting."
"You won't tell people no because you don't think you're allowed to, so I'm telling you no and you can blame me."
Which means most of the time, Jack and Dennis don't have to have those long conversations about Things that he needs to work on. Jack's new hobby is Dennis and Dennis's new hobby is taking care of himself.
Food is always going to be hard with Dennis. Food insecurity, food waste, that struggle of never learning what he actually enjoys fueling his body with. Food for him is a luxury at times, something that he doesn't indulge in because money can always be spent in better ways. Smarter ways.
Jack takes away the thinking aspect of it. He sees that hole in Dennis's behavioral patterns and figures out how to address it without making it a Thing. He prefers not to make things a Thing if he doesn't have to.
But this? This is a Thing.
"Then why aren't you?"
And Dennis is sputtering and trying to find the words to get Jack to back off, to throw him off of his current attack. But Jack just looks down at him with one of these slutty things -
and waits, patiently, for Dennis to say something. Anything. Get one word out, kid, come on.
"If you know what you're supposed to be doing, why are you not doing it? If you want to be over my knee so bad, kiddo, you can just ask me." You know I always give you what you want."
"That's not-" Dennis tries to protest but it's really no use. His voice is too high pitched to hide the lie. And Jack is next to impossible to lie to anyway.
"It's not? Not even a little?"
"No."
Jack picks up whatever snack he had just placed in front of Dennis and holds it out in front of his mouth with a smug expression.
"No? Okay. How about this? You eat and then I'll give you a reward. And we can both pretend you're really upset about it later. How does that sound?"
Dennis always does better under positive reinforcement. Even if the reinforcement is exactly what he'd been getting as a punishment.
Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely
robby who's been sitting in a shitty motel room for hours, legs bouncing and stilling, bouncing and stilling, sitting on the edge of the queen bed with an ugly comforter. robby who's been fidgeting with a bottle of pills for the past hour, knowing it's enough, it would be enough. the air conditioner hums, white noise in the otherwise silent room.
robby who knows no one is coming to save him. no one is coming to take the pills from his hands or coddle him or kiss it better, and it's been decades since he's deserved anything like that. robby who knows he's alone, and feels it in every inch of his body, in his marrow, rotting his bones from the inside out. robby who doesn't want to die. he just wants his mom.
rotating the bottle in his hands, over and over, toying with it, with his life. willing his phone to ring, but it never does. jack texts him, sometimes, dennis, even rarer. call me if it gets dark. puts all the pressure on him, huh? to reach out? to lift his phone that feels heavier than it should, limbs frail, hands shaking? to find the contact and press call, knowing that in the seconds it'll take him to do so, he'll succumb to cowardice and not call at all?
it's the closest he's come to resenting jack, truly, wholly resenting him. because fuck him for that, fuck him for not calling. fuck him for offering instead of forcing. fuck him for letting him leave that goddamn hospital. fuck him for ever wrapping robby in a hug if he was just going to let go.
robby crumples in on himself, and he wants his mom, and he always wants his mom, because fuck his dad. he doesn't care if his dad wants him or not. he wants his mom to want him, to want him again. the fuzzy edges of her wanted him, once. she used to pet the back of his head after he had a nightmare, slow and steady, soothing him. his own hand raises to mirror it now, petting the back of his head, sniffling something wet and embarrasing, whimpering like a wounded animal. he wants his mom.
and it's a humiliation ritual, to struggle this hard, to be fucking bad at killing himself. it makes sense, really. he's failed at so many things, so many times, it's in his nature. his legs bounce again, his free hand clutching the bottle of pills, willing himself to just fucking do it.
robby doesn't want to die. call me if it gets dark.
and he fucking hates him for it, hates him for it, and he's dropping the pills and rummaging for his phone, breathing shaky with tears burning in his eyes as he stabs the contact, stabs the call. jack doesn't get a word out.
please just tell me not to do it. tell me you don't want me to do it. tell me you couldn't handle it if I did it. tell me you can't fucking live without me, jack. tell me you couldn't survive a goddamn day without me here. even if you're fucking lying. even if you're lying to me. please. jack, please. tell me not to do it.
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the idea that restrooms, locker rooms, etc need to be single-sex spaces in order for women to be safe is patriarchy's way of signalling to men & boys that society doesn't expect them to behave themselves around women. it is directly antifeminist. it would be antifeminist even if trans people did not exist. a feminist society would demand that women should be safe in all spaces even when there are men there.
btw this is maybe the single most key distinguishing feature of the terfy strains of radical feminism, the seed all the rest of it springs out of: they have absolutely no faith in the ability of feminism to actually destroy patriarchy. they do not think feminism can truly build a better world. they cannot really even imagine that possibility. they think patriarchy is an inevitable natural consequence of unchangeable biological facts, and therefore the goal of feminism can only be to mitigate the worst effects of patriarchy, not to get rid of it.
they can imagine a society where women get some designated safe spaces without men around. they cannot imagine a society where the presence of men is not inherently a danger to women.
It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good
Highlights include:
For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.
Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.
Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.
I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.
I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.
Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.
I don't read as much fic as I used to but one "tell" for non Canadians writing us, besides the etransfer, is the units you use to describe us measuring something. I hate to tell you this but The Chart is real and it's completely subconscious. Please abide
Western passport holders will never understand. To go anywhere with a third worlder passport like a Filipino one, you need your tax returns, certificate of employment, bank statements, marriage certificates, sometimes a recommendation from a citizen of the country you want to travel to, everything possible to prove that you have a job and a family at home and you're not planning to be an illegal immigrant, JUST to get hit with a rejection because the embassy didn't believe you had enough proof.
Did you have travel plans? Already booked the plane tickets and hotels? Fuck you, better hope they issue refunds (they don't).
Americans and Western Europeans will never understand how insanely hard and bothersome it's to travel anywhere with a weak passport, let alone immigrate.
You want to study abroad? Show us proof that there is a quadrillion dollars in your bank account. Oh, an average monthly salary in your country is $400 and you plan to work when you arrive? You can't do that, silly, a student visa only allows you to work 2 hours every third Wednesday, and if we find out that you're working a second more we will deport you.
You want to work abroad? Better be a programmer, then of course you are welcome. Doctor, scientist, white-collar or, god forbid, blue-collar worker? You can fuck right off, your visa application goes straght into trash.
But if you marry one of our first-world citizens, then fine, you can come. Because we can't upset them, after all, they are a real person, unlike you.
EU Advice to people who have friends in places with weak passports- go to your department of foreigners and ask for something that called Formal Letter of Invitation or something similar. It usually is called something similar and costs a few euro/whatever currency you have. It will not be more than a fancy coffee at Starbucks or such place.
You will have to prove that you can afford a guest, have some income and also usually take responsibility for possible deportation cost.
But if you really are inviting a friend over, they will give you a formal document you can send to your friend. Then the friend applies for a visa while attaching the Very Official document with it. They will get the Schengen visa and most probably will get it expedited too.
It's some effort, but if it's for a friend it's worth it. And it's way less costly than the ridiculous loops the friend is being forced to go through and pay for multiple 3rd party services just to get a freaking visa for a month.
Washington Post is paywalling the article but it looks like Taylor Farms — a consumer bagged salad brand that also supplies produce to grocers and fast food chains like Taco Bell, Walmart, McDonald's, Chipotle, Burger King, KFC, and Meijer —may be at least one of the sources of the current cyclosporiasis outbreak.
Taylor makes bagged greens, salad kits, chopped salads, the works. Keep avoiding supermarket greens, but keep an especially close eye out for this brand/supplier. The above list of grocers and fast food chains is NOT exhaustive, so please continue getting lettuce and other raw produce taken off your burgers, sandwiches, etc.
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Robby’s touches are getting way beyond the point of appropriate but Dennis can’t bring himself to tell the man to stop.
He knows it’s wrong, they both know it’s wrong, but there’s something about how quick and dirty and unspoken it is that leaves a burning need in Dennis’ chest — specifically when he makes the right call in Trauma 2 that saves a patient’s life under Robby’s watch.
He still gets a little shaky with adrenaline when that happens, so before his next patient he slips into the break room to lean against the counter with a steadying little breath, closing his eyes to focus on slowing his racing heart before allowing a tiny smile to grace his face. He did it.
He hears the door open and close, doesn’t need to open his eyes to know who it is, not when he feels a warm and tall body suddenly pressing against his back. Robby can’t wear cologne at work, he doesn’t even know if Robby wears any at all, but Dennis still knows the scent of him, especially this close.
“Good call, Whitaker,” Robby murmurs, his voice so soft and deep, so full of pride it makes Dennis melt a little. Or a lot.
But, the hands on his waist made his cheeks turn pink, especially when they squeeze the small of it before sliding up, hot palms pressing through his scrubs like a brand, the touch so quick yet lingering as Robby grabs both of his pecs in his hands and gives them a slow squeeze.
Dennis swallows down a moan, his throat thick and slow, keeping his eyes closed as he feels those hands slide down, back to his waist, squeezing his hips, leaving a trail of warmth and pride before Robby’s grabbing his ass, digging his fingertips into the fatty muscle there with both hands.
“You did so good,” Robby hums his praise, his lips brushing Dennis’ ear, makes heat pool low in his gut as Robby reaches one hand around, cups his dick and balls and squeezes both, like he can’t help it.
Dennis breathes out slow, the sound bordering on a whine, wanting to press back against Robby—
But, as always, it’s over before Dennis wants it to be. Those large hands are suddenly gone and then Robby is, too, slipping out of the break room with the softest click of the door.
Dennis opens his eyes, the want in his body throbbing so hard that his eyes line with tears, still feeling the warm trails those hands had made across his body as he wonders if Robby is torturing him on purpose. Maybe he’ll never know.
He gives himself a couple breaths to calm down before he pushes himself away from the counter and heads back out into the chaos, ignoring the heavy look he can feel across the room from his attending as he does.